Dec 1, 2023
I'm watching the doctor who reboot with my girlfriend and (as with steven universe) I feel l dodged a bullet by being off of tumblr at the peak of its popularity
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I'm watching the doctor who reboot with my girlfriend and (as with steven universe) I feel l dodged a bullet by being off of tumblr at the peak of its popularity
what up @ dmv sluts who’s ready for the HALLOWEEN TORNADO
as a fellow northern virginian it’s always funny to me to see your nova roasts peppered into the twilight content..... we love a niche brand
it’s such a bizarre place with so many weird idiosyncrasies tbh…muy fascinante
like how you can’t say you’re from “virginia” to out of town people because you KNOW they’ll assume you’re from the Guns ‘n Tractors part of virginia so you just say “dc” while maintaining the awareness than anyone actually from dc would roast you to a pile of ashes for making such a claim
saying you’re from “the dmv” feels much more accurate but I know from firsthand experience how much confusion THAT results in
not to mention
the way everyone seems to think georgetown is the pinnacle of culture and also the inner city
the tragedy of never experiencing the rite of passage that was everyone else in the country’s eighth grade overnight Field Trip To Our Nation’s Capital
the smug superiority with which you look down on people who can’t see the newest marvel whatever on a three-story-high imax screen
the sheer number of people who never leave their particular town (@vienna this is a callout post) except to go to tyson’s corner (or georgetown if they’re feeling REALLY adventurous)
the proliferation of bougie new shopping centers that desperately try to convince you they’re a “”community”” by having a farmer’s market or food festival or some shit
they always have at least half of the following things: anthropologie, lou lou, paper source, lululemon, south moon under, francesca’s, matchbox, bartaco, ted’s bulletin, le pain quotidien, and at least one boutique that’s just two women’s names
the library is on a civil war battlefield, the grocery store is on a civil war battlefield, panera is on a civil war battlefield…you can’t spit without hitting dirt that used to be some racist dude with mutton chops
the real, actual street named “patrician woods”
the way you don’t realize how weird some of the shit you take for granted actually is
“oh yeah emily’s dad can’t legally tell us what he does for a living downtown but one day he came home and taped over all the webcams so that’s a clue”
“I was trying to turn in to the chick-fil-a drive thru but went one block too far and ended up getting tossed out of a cia facility by some deeply exasperated armed guards”
“oh that? that’s the old nike missile silo lmao we would’ve been so dead”
“don’t take it personally, she’s from [mouthing silently] great falls”
sunshine-tea replied to your post: I’m going to see The Lighthouse today and no one...
@volturialice ME TOO!!! 7:45 showing last night
nova culture is going to see The Lighthouse at Angelika Mosaic
So I was looking at one of my friends’ Instagram since she’s a D1 soccer player at an elite school (for privacy reasons, I won’t say which one) and I realized one of the photos I liked of hers over 2 years ago was of her with Ali Krieger and Ashlyn Harris and I didn’t even realize until just now (reminder: over 2 years later) so yeah.
pls for the love of god someone make important adult life decisions for me cuz i am drowning lmao
When your high school is harder and more stressful than most colleges
Sometimes
I just want to be babied and taken care of, other times I just want to be tied up, fucked, and have my face rode