#just peeing

[softrans]

revisiting the restroom stall i have had many panic attacks in throughout the year is like running into an old friend

[emobarn]

Im not good at finding people to hook up with but i am good at finding random girls to go to the toilet with

[imgoingtofuckingkillmyself1]

have you ever really needed to pee but you're on call eith someone and you don't wanna randomly leave the conversation to go piss because you either leave the call or mute yourself while pissing (very awkaed) OR you take them to the bathroom with you and continue talking while peeing which is gross bcoz peeing isn't public. Atleast not for 50% of the population! (Haha get it male privilege? 5'1, ladies.) And so you just have to pretend that your bladder isn't in a state of dire pain and distress like princess peach (your bladder) after getting kidnapped by Bowser (trapped in fun conversation on phone). And see I don't mind talking to people while peeing IRL that's fine, bcoz I have social anxiety so I take my friends to the school bathrooms and have them wait outside the door for me and we chat while I take the fattest piss of my life. But when it's on call its just so humiliating. Like "oh dtupid tiny bladder couldn't hold it in for another 30 minutes until the call ended? Your pathetic idiot baby bladder? What are you even doing? Nothing. You're just sitting there on a chair with cat headphones on you STUPID FAGGOT!!!!! BE A MAN!!! PEEING IS FOR SISSIES!!!" and like...sorry :/ my stupid idiot baby bladder cant handle the stress so I'm likr "haha yeah. That was so funny. Mhm. Lol." while I'm like gripping the sides of the chair and grovelling around in pain. Anyway how was your Monday?