#just poly things

[itinerantginger-blog]

You know that tiktok song that goes "baby where the hell is my husband? What is taking him so long to find me?" Anyway I had never heard the all the lyrics before so I assumed it was about losing your husband in the club. Then idk maybe your husband is getting free drinks from a bunch of bears and he's being a slut and not turning down those drinks even though he is definitely straight! And there you are standing in the middle of the gay bar, definitely crossfaded like turning to the rest of your polycule like "baby. Where the hell is my husband?? What is taking him so long to find me??"

Relatable content right????

Wrong. Apparently the song is about being single.

[liliofthevalley3]

When you start dating again and coincidentally meet people from the same polycule, then you make a date with one of them for Friday, but you end up staying the whole weekend with 5 girls

The whole story is much more funny, but I don't feel like writing it down rn

[thembocoles]

not to be greedy but I’d like to be doted on by more than my partner.

[ramblinsofamidwestie]

Women. Am I right chat?

[sapphicrays00]

She's so pretty and sweet and nice and funny and beautiful and the way that her hair falls in her face, I CAN'TTTTTT-

He's so pretty and sweet and nice and funny. And they're both SO FUCKING CUTE I CANT

[sapphicrays00]

I just wanna see someone (2 someones) smooch my wife. Is that so wrong????????

[sapphicrays00]

I think that having a crush on your friends is horrific and awful and NO ONE should have to experience this

[ramblinsofamidwestie]

My new partner has the exact same cadence as Rami Malek