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24 | she/they | Germany | trans poly dyke | very big kitty energy :3

[lilithtransrights]

I'm a faggot :3

[pocket-deer-belly]

im not an "amab enby" i am transfem

[shimejimee]

🍺🚬.

[flurgehbla]

dislocating your shoulder truly is the forbidden stim toy

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

So you are allowed to dislocate your shoulder but I'm not? I see how it is

[fem-nejlikor]

we just saw a bumblebee! 🐝

[fem-nejlikor]

our emojis are too edgy to be cofronting while blogging about going for a walk in the forest. "just saw a beautiful flower! HASHTAG FIRE AND BLOOD"

[lx-mobageshiki]

[anarchopuppy]

isnt it maddening how one day ur 9 and u go to middle school and cub scouts and all the kids are cursing and making dirty jokes and drawing dicks and repeating offensive shit they got from watching south park and family guy on their bedroom tv after their parents have gone to bed (on the same channel that shows kids cartoons during the day) and playing horrifically violent games on newgrounds and a handful of the kids u know have straight up told u they do coke, then next thing u know ur an adult and the ppl around u expect u to act like even the slightest exposure to potentially objectionable content or depictions of the human body will instantly and irreversibly shatter any childs fragile innocent mind

and theyre like "prove to me this wont traumatize my children!" and even the ppl who agree w u go "well u see, in other cultures, and in the ancient past, and if u look at this study-" but like. my source is every child whos ever grown up at any point in human history. open ur eyes. we have never been able to stop kids from seeing and repeating adult stuff and we never will, and its always just been fine

[pocket-deer-belly]

8 years of me going "wow the experiences that trans women describe about growing up in a prison of masculinity and feeling drawn to femininity despite how forbidden it feels to like it openly are so intensely relatable. i guess i don't feel a strong relationship to masculinity myself but i'm not like, you know, trans or something. im okay with being a man." before i realized it btw

[pocket-deer-belly]

maybe if people didn't call me cis+. maybe if i'd seen more transfem enbies have their transness taken seriously instead of being written off as "basically men". maybe if i didn't see transfem enbies treat themselves as basically men and strangers to transness. maybe if i saw more transfem enbies period. i don't know.

[pocket-deer-belly]

everywhere in the queer community transfems are made to be slightly outside of it

[girlydemise]

God forbid a woman likes being treated like an object during sex

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

My pet wondered why I didn't say anything on this post

[girlydemise]

Raaaawrrr always wanna know your thoughts

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

You'd be lost without my thoughts

[girlydemise]

We always crave you

[terraswallows]

Loook, I'm just saying... Trans women do this a lot more than other groups for whatever reason. (Also me, I'm poly >;3)

[squirtvalleyhistoricalsociety]

Rb to jerk off prev

[sugarthirst]

Trying to be cheeky and flashing my cleavage at my big sibling, only for them to punish me by slapping and groping my tits

[rabbitdyke]

this is a nothing complaint but ppl who use clicker trainers annoy me. mostly because they don’t understand how it works. you can’t just click ur clicker at a puppy girl and expect her to melt. 1. she needs to be clicker trained already in order for the stimuli to mean anything 2. a click should only be awarded at the precise moment the desired behavior is performed 3. the clicker is not the reward it is an association tool to better help understand training. you should follow with a low value food treat for best results.

[dumbtrannybitch]

FR random girls will click at me and I am just like "I'm not clicker trained, this almost feels offensive" like I know the intention is usually nice but ultimately it's like "oh thanks for reminding me no one has taken the tim to clicker tain me, despite several people promising to do as such"

[dumbtrannybitch]

someone made me think about this again and it just, ugh I wish so badly that someone would actually do it

[rabbitdyke]

this is a nothing complaint but ppl who use clicker trainers annoy me. mostly because they don’t understand how it works. you can’t just click ur clicker at a puppy girl and expect her to melt. 1. she needs to be clicker trained already in order for the stimuli to mean anything 2. a click should only be awarded at the precise moment the desired behavior is performed 3. the clicker is not the reward it is an association tool to better help understand training. you should follow with a low value food treat for best results.

[dumbtrannybitch]

FR random girls will click at me and I am just like "I'm not clicker trained, this almost feels offensive" like I know the intention is usually nice but ultimately it's like "oh thanks for reminding me no one has taken the tim to clicker tain me, despite several people promising to do as such"

[dumbtrannybitch]

someone made me think about this again and it just, ugh I wish so badly that someone would actually do it

[mindspace-of-torments-collective]

Incels when a mentally ill woman isn't a cute "femcel" with black clothes who will call them daddy for them to jerk off to and is just a mentally ill woman:

[mrartemystic]

passenger princess! (2026)

so i find simple colouring really difficult and i can’t help but feel like this would look better if it was fully rendered BUT I CANT LEARN IF I DONT TRY so please be nice :)

alt version under the cut ⭐️

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

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#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate