#just.. ugh

[clnnamon-rolls]

in case anyone was wondering a friend told me what happened in the dsmp finale and i violently hate it <3

[lapithae]

The only reason that Castoria x Ritsuka has issues is cause of supposed similarities to last episode with Shirou x Saber so really it’s just ship vs ship drama as usual

UGH.

uh oh. uh oh it's rant time. uh oh tumblr user goofhell is tired and going to get mad at jpegs again because college is a bitch and i have to let out stress somehow and DW's terrible terrible choices are just the outlet i need

OK SO LISTEN.

making muramasa a shirou-face was a shit idea for the jump, and this was one of the main reasons why.

Like, you can't make a main character a _____-face because then it immediately guts any potential characteration for them. You know why Jinako worked in Lostbelt 4? Because she was allowed to be JINAKO. You know why Waver and Reines worked in the Case Files event? BECAUSE THEY COULD BE WAVER AND REINES.

Literally the only pseudo-Servants they did right that weren't like that were Ishtar and Ereshkigal, and that's because Ishtar had Gilgamesh and Enkidu/Kingu to play off of, and the game literally just forgot Ereshkigal was a Rin-face in the first place??

But if you STICK THE SHIROUFACE next to the SABERFACE, then people will AUTOMATICALLY THINK BACK TO YOUR ORIGINAL, POPULAR VISUAL NOVEL, and LOSE ALL READING COMPREHENSION.

MURAMASA ISN'T SHIROU, HE DOESN'T ACT LIKE SHIROU, HE DOESN'T TALK LIKE SHIROU

but guess what??? HE LOOKS LIKE SHIROU. FOR NO REASON.

AT. ALL.

which I GET that the choice had to be some sort of nostalgia pandering but all it did was just induct brainrot into the fanbase.

Which leads to nonexistent ship wars, where NOBODY needs to argue with ANYBODY because Muramasa and Castoria are two completely different characters, and also DIDN'T HAVE A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP DYNAMIC IN THE NARRATIVE.

and even if they did who gives a shit because OF COURSE CASTORIA IS GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH RITSUKA, BECAUSE THEY'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER, AND THIS HAS ALL HAPPENED BEFORE SO THIS ISN'T SOME NEW THING THEY'VE DONE

I'm going to throw a chair out a fucking window this is so fucking obnoxious

[carolsturka]

on god mimi did more damage on john than literally anyone else in his life lmao i'll never get over it

[jangyeevns]

yurina, shana, rui qi and myah were robbed, end of

[hug-your-goalies]

[gayfrasier]

Yknow that one part in beautiful from Sunday in the park with George, at the line where he says "I'm changing, you're changing/i'll drop now before we fade/Mother, you watch while I revise the world" yeah, it has no business giving me chills everytime I listen to it

[wormssss]

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