its-pitchperfect said:
Oh dear God…I didn’t know Wolf Spiders are a thing. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
I settled for one of my flats and a paper towel, but a flamethrower totally would have been my go-to choice, had it been available to me. Like I give a fuck if the couch burns, too. It's old and not mine.
medusaliths said:
You should probably just move out. Spiders are a deal breaker.
Never truer words.
I don't know what the hell's up with the bugs this year... We don't usually have this problem, but we clearly have one right now. Like, I actually slept on the upstairs couch a couple of weeks ago because I woke up at 4 in the morning and saw a giant fucking centipede on my ceiling.
It was absolutely horrifying.








