#medusaliths

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medusaliths replied to your post: Reasons why I hate sucking at communication: I...

Cute guys always throw me of my game too.

And I was doing so well at the beginning, but then I went all askldfjfs.

[rebellatrix]

its-pitchperfect said:

Oh dear God…I didn’t know Wolf Spiders are a thing. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

I settled for one of my flats and a paper towel, but a flamethrower totally would have been my go-to choice, had it been available to me. Like I give a fuck if the couch burns, too. It's old and not mine.

medusaliths said:

You should probably just move out. Spiders are a deal breaker.

Never truer words.

I don't know what the hell's up with the bugs this year... We don't usually have this problem, but we clearly have one right now. Like, I actually slept on the upstairs couch a couple of weeks ago because I woke up at 4 in the morning and saw a giant fucking centipede on my ceiling.

It was absolutely horrifying.

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Scott/Darla

Aw, babies. Okay, I do not really have headcanons for them, so I’m going to improvise here:

Who cooks: They take turn, actually, so when one of them is not in the mood, the other one can cook something 

Who does the laundry and other chores: Same answer, both 

How many children do they have: Children are a sensitive subject, especially for Scott, so neither of them have brought it up yet.

Who’s more dominate: obviously Darla (i have a soft spot for femdom ok)

Favorite nonsexual activity: Does cuddling count? Because they both like hugs ~

Their favorite place to be together: The Baxter Building has a lot of cozy places, they don’t really have a favourite though

Their “song”: oh god i suck at this one, i have no idea D: 

Where did they go for their honeymoon: ON THE MOON (its a fantastic four thing)

Where did they first meet: i think this was pretty much said in canon, so I’ll shut up here

Any pets: oooh i can totally see them adopting a puppy or something

What do they fight over: well scott is just an idiot sometimes, so I guess he got yelled at everytime he is being silly 

Do they go on vacations, if so where: dude, once you’ve been a member of the FF, you can go ANYWHERE you want, so I guess they’ve been to a lot of cool places

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medusaliths said:

such a cutie

its-pitchperfect said:

Such a wonderful face. *Swoon*

theandysar said:

I adore your face. You are so pretty and sexy and I love you so much woah momma

Holly, Trae, Andy:

Thank you very much for being nice about my face. You're kind.

Let me take the opportunity to say I think you're beautiful people, and I'm so very happy to know you and regard you as friends.

I hope your first days of October were spectacular.

[colonel-chicken]

It's from the Venture Bros. It's Richard Impossible.

THANK YOU.

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medusaliths replied to your post: Those 2 hours I was forced to spend at that baby...

I’m the exact opposite today. While I was sweeping a little girl grabbed one of our toy brooms and started mimicking me. And fuck that iced tea.

Aw... That sounds adorable.

See, I like kids. Like when they're not swaddling little aliens that snot and cry all over you anymore. Everyone hates toddlers, but I think they're the best. (I guess I like it when people give no fucks and just want to have fun? I don't know.) So yeah, toddler age and up, I think kids are cool. Though I assume everyone more or less hates preteens?

The only forgiving part of that shower was actually this little, two-year-old  girl in a red ladybug dress and shiny, plastic red shoes which she clearly didn't know how to walk in.

My mom and I played a shit ton of peekabo games with her.

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medusaliths replied to your post: I swear I am the only foo...

Nope. I hate him too. Doesn’t help that he was on Pathetico Madrid.

Yet another reason why you're flawless ;)

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medusaliths replied to your post: I was so excited about seasonal coffee creamer...

You’re adorable.

no i'm just stupid