#just...no.

[wuekka]

Btw, thank heavens Apothecary Gary turned out to be a mushroom, because for a moment when he said elixir was made "with a special blend of my very own...spores." I for a second thought how they got that past the radar..

[dorenarox]

Wait, can you use the Machina while in the air????

[gayestcuchulainnfan]

arataka reigen

repulsive | no | just a hug | kissable | maybe | down to cuddle | yes | absolutely | Take Me Now

i’d top them | i’d bottom for them

i’d dom them | i’d sub for them

one night stand | fuckbuds | partner | marry me

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

@carmineclock No. >:(

[hpbrat2]

Dinner?

Fishsticks in ketchup and day old popcorn counts...right?

[wiz-witch]

Another note on “Love Muffin”: I know that everyone loves the Jenry/possibility of Henry being bi, but has anyone acknowledged the fact that Gwen--a woman most likely in her 30s--wanted to kiss Henry--a 15-year old--to make him fall in love with her?

Like, it was creepy enough that she did that to Ray, but the fact she tried to do that to a child...

[bearchuckles]

My little brother dropped by as a surprise with his girlfriend to drag us all out to dinner.... and so in typical flustered ‘me’ fashion I spent two hours making the most terrifyingly awful crass jokes because when I am nervous my brain decides that NOW Is a great time to mention ‘anal safety snails’ and  googly eye pasties. She mentions a nut and banana allergy and I make a horrifying joke about that being the best excuse to not giving head. *facepalm* Nervous Mitzy says really horrific shit. 

Like... oh my god. 

Funny enough I’m like the ultimate test for his relationships because I’m convinced that the one who stays after meeting me will be worthy. But still.... oh my god. Mitzy....no.