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happy four seasons total landscaping day to all who celebrate
Iāve been waiting a year to post this
According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEYāRE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.
sheds a single tear
every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasnāt. it hasnāt failed me. itās just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years
a very important holiday amongst my people
FIFTEEN YEARS BABY
queue this post when itās your birthday and be surprise
Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and thatās sure something
Just a few more. This is a big trend.Ā
Things I learned from the comments
Sheās a patron saint of rape and abuse victims
She took a vow a chastity
A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down
For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)
She was repeatedly raped.
The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)
She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake
In her holiday people make titty cupcakes
I didnāt know she existed and now I think sheās a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also sheās still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.
other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???
When is titty cupcake day?
Today!
Remember to have yourself a titty cupcake this Saturday!
Puss in...boot, I guess. Just the one's enough.
you know what thereās not enough of??? fics where peter goes in ahead of tony to some place expensive (tailors, restaurant, boutique, etc) and they start treating him like garbage bc they think he doesnāt belong and then in comes tony and goes right over to peter and the clerk/host realizes their mistake but itās too late, tony already knows what they were doing and makes sure they donāt get a tip/being rude and dismissive to them the whole time and peter is just oblivious bc he didnāt realize he was being talked down to by the employee or he did know and just chose to ignore it as to not upset tony.
Say it LOUDER!!!!
im not christian, but i have encountered so many transphobic christians that actually hearing someone in a position of authority in their religion actively support trans people makes me feel like maybe there is hope
More leaders in the traditionalist branches/denominations/etc. need to speak out like this. When compassion, kindness and love lead both beliefs and actions, then lives are valued, saved, and cherished. And if that's not the point, then what is? What righteousness can there ever be in cruelty? Whose pocket does it pick, whose leg does it break to simply be kind? If not now, when?
the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms donāt have pockets and nobody complains about it
My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about itā¦
No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.
Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.Ā No keys.Ā Ā
Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.Ā TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes didĀ have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.Ā But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.
Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyoneās carrying around, and thatās usually on away missions where theyād be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.Ā I mean, who wants to stick a phaserĀ in their pocket?Ā Ā
So, yeah.Ā Thereās not much little stuff people needĀ to carry around everywhere.Ā And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, wellā¦just bring a bag.Ā It fits more anyway.Ā Ā Ā
what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me
Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.
Iāve gotten more notes on this comment than anything else Iāve ever posted, but this is the best addition to it Iāve ever seen. Thank you.
Peter: "Am I in trouble?"
Stephen: "Take a guess."
Peter: "No."
Tony: "Take another guess."
Hey writers! Everyone has their own style and yours is great. Some peopleās writing is lush and descriptive and emotional, others are sparse and sleek and powerful, and others still are fast-paced and immediate and visceral. They all have their merits. No style is better than another. Itās all fine.
A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands šā¤ļø
this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks inā¦i could watch videos of this practical joke all day
Their faces as they collectively realize theyāre married to the funniest women on the planet
smol and adorable, a true tiny star
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) dir. Jon Watts
#StillFashionable
Tony stark is the only person who can be fashionably dramatic while in a serious crisis.1
I donāt need that on my conscience. Yes, sir. Yes. Iām sorry. Sorry doesnāt cut it.
KATEāS GIFFING GAMES ā» SHAKESPEARE-INSPIRED ā³ SHEāS THE MAN (2006) dir. Andy Fickman