#justabigassnerd rambles

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traitors 4x3 thoughts

‘imagine if one of us was secretly a detective’ oh lawd this was unnecessarily perfect

Ben murdered no I liked him

my dad in a Scottish accent within seconds of finding out Ben was killed: there’s been a murder

Ross gives the most when he’s accused like I do giggle when people accuse him

not the ‘cow being milked’ photo I’m howling

‘there’s a shield somewhere’ REECE I BEG SHUSH YOU’RE GONNA LOOK SUSPICIOUS

Fiona not being concerned about shields… interesting…

not Adam getting the shield after Reece was dying to find it lawdy

‘I’m speaking’ okay Reece I see you

‘Rees’ good lord the spelling

Stephen turning on Hugo that fast is insane

only took these lot two round tables to get a traitor I’m mad impressed

if I made the rules of this game I wouldn’t have allowed Rachel to stamp Stephen’s name just on account of the fact he can’t be killed bc he’s a traitor

THEY’RE MAKING US WAIT A WEEK TO SEE WHO THE SECRET TRAITOR IS UGHHHH

I guess it's last chances to get guesses in for who the secret traitor is, I think it could be Jade but I do think it could be someone like Jack or Fiona too maybe? idk

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traitors 4x1 thoughts (we're back bitches)

people were right! a secret traitor

THE LUGGAGE BLOWING ONTO THE TRACK I'M HOWLING

not the traitors IMMEDIATELY wanting to get rid of the secret traitor like damn

my theory so far about the secret traitor is Judy (it’s a Linda theory ngl she just looked when Claudia said traitors it’s just a theory I might change my mind later)

Claudia screeching at everyone while they’re doing the missions we’re so back

damn we got a mother/daughter duo confession (at least in an interview) in ep one that’s wild. still not the calibre of ‘but Ross is’

James, Natty, and Maz, ooh I’m not sure whose going to get murdered

all in all, a decent start to the season, I’m excited to see how the rest of the show goes

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thank FUCK my heart can finally rest now with the knowledge that Liam Lawson is in fact going to be on the grid next year. I was stressing for my boy

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traitors 4x2 thoughts

Netty was murdered. interesting choice, probably to point fingers at Ross

it’s so funny when people are like ‘you’re suspicious because you know someone >:(‘

this mission was super fun to watch, an interesting concept

although my dad was raging at the 3 guys hopping on the thrones straight away (he doesn’t like Sam)

I was happy that Jade got a shield tho

not Judy going to Sam the moment she found out her name was being chucked around like fair play but also everyone’s gonna get accused at some point

these guys truly have no clue at the start it’s so funny like I know I’d be just as bad if not worse but lawdy it’s funny to watch

Judy went first and she is a faithful so my theory was wrong damn, gotta find a new person to accuse

‘stop sowing seeds’ girl i know you’re upset, but the WHOLE point is to talk about who you find suspicious and try and convince others to your side otherwise nothing is gonna come of it

so, Maz, Reece, and Ben are up for murder

the secret traitor must really want Maz dead bc he's two-for-two on the murder list now damn

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traitors 3x07 thoughts yeet

Freddie cartwheeling in the corridor my KINGGGG

FOZIA NO MY LINDA HATING QUEEN WE LOST A REAL ONE

‘Linda get a good nights sleep because you’re going next’ FOZIA MY ICON

this mission was kinda cool, reminded me of Diane’s death in a way but Alexander floating in a coffin in the lake won’t fail to get me cackling frfr

also Alexander running with his arms out like he was a little plane 🥹 I love one diplomatic king

ALEXANDER GET BEHIND ME I’LL PROTECT YOU 🤺🤺🤺

okay but fr why was Leanne being SO precious about being accused like yeah okay Alexander was wrong but everyone’s bound to be accused at some point and he wasn’t being rude like she was taking it way too much to heart (to quote my dad ‘she probably had that same shitty attitude in the army’)

THANK FUCK LINDA IS GONE NEVER CHEERED LOUDER IN MY LIFE

very curious as to whether Charlotte will accept the offer or just be murdered. personally I would’ve gone for someone like Jake bc he’s kinda cemented himself as a faithful for going for Linda since day dot (something a traitor wouldn’t do once finding out their fellow traitors identity) obviously idk how he’d do under that pressure but to me someone like him seemed like a good idea

if Charlotte does accept the offer I do wonder who they’ll kill (if it’s Alexander or Freddie it’s on SIGHT)

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moments from Traitors that are permanently etched into my mind in preparation for tomorrow's final

beware of spoilers

'..but Ross is'

'go get that traitors guys'

'oh my diddly days'

'do you reckon there's two traitors going at each other?'

Andrew contemplating literally everything when he got the recruitment letter

Andrew just being the definition of the shocked face emoji when he saw Paul and Harry were the Traitors

Harry's spelling of Charlotte

someone FLINGING a chair across the room out of excitement when Paul was revealed to be a Traitor

Paul's bow

Miles' reaction to seeing Diane alive after poisoning her the night before

Diane getting a whole ass funeral without even knowing it was for her until the end

Ross winking at the camera while everyone was jokingly claiming to be Diane’s child

Ross being recruited as a Traitor, plotting to take Harry down and then IMMEDIATELY being voted out at the round table

Ross revealing he is Diane's son

the group always freaking out whenever Claudia walks into the room

Jaz being the only person suspicious of Harry and being unable to vocalise any of his thoughts because everyone is so convinced he's a Faithful

Zack taking the bag of money with him into a trap

'so it turns out, Diane is my mum' - Ross hun were you unaware?

'can I have a selfish moment' - NO BRIAN HUSH NOT NOW

Harry just running right into a huge mud puddle

the shots of the Faithfuls in their rooms while the Traitors are discussing who to kill

Zack telling people not to go for the shields and then immediately doing that himself

Brian being voted most sheep-like and that singlehandedly causing his downfall

the first mission - nothing else I just really liked it

the Doctor Who scarecrows

Claudia slagging off the Faithfuls when they fail to banish a Traitor

there might be more but these are the ones I think of the most

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since I missed a few days, here's the last week's worth of traitors thoughts :)))

traitors 4x4 thoughts

fucking said Fiona was a potential secret traitor, and I was rightttt

however I didn't expect that all 9 names from the family tree were going to be on trial damn

also the group clocking the family tree stuff after Reece had walked away like king you saw Rachel and Stephen hanging around and they literally had to ask you to leave

the round table being before the mission was an interesting choice for sure

Ross completely shot himself in the foot by bringing up the Netty stuff

unsurprising banishment

unsurprising relationship reveal from Ellie (though it's not entirely productions fault that the public found photos of Ellie and Ross online)

traitors 4x5 thoughts

the way I was PLEADING for Reece to be saved

I didn't really want any of them to die but my dad was well pissed they released Sam first

it's the way I spent this entire episode begging for Reece to mention how shite Fiona was in the mission the day before bc girlie didn't even try

this mission was definitely one to shit stir among the group but Reece didn't need to be so self sacrificial tho damn

Amanda telling the worst possible person to tell that she's an ex detective like c'mon

going into this round table was STRESSFUL like I knew Reece was gonna be on the chopping block

however props to Jessie for jumping straight in and going for it against Stephen

people need to pay closer attention to Stephen during round tables bc he goes BRIGHT RED when he's under fire and looks so shifty

Jade and Amanda at it again for like no reason lol

two ties and it coming down to the boxes damn

I want to say for the record that my gut instict was to go for the box that Reece ended up with so I would've been safe lol

NOT FIONA JUST BASICALLY OUTING RACHEL LIKE GIRLIE

I was fully Stephen in that moment bc boy was shooketh

I am SO excited to see Rachel and Fiona go at it, the turret looks so suspenseful and poor Stephen is stuck in the middle of it all

traitors 4x6 thoughts

Rachel and Fiona wasted no time arguing in the turret, huh?

I understand they don't trust each other but they're really just destroying the traitors from the inside out

NOT REECE NOOOOO

HE WAS THE ONE WHO DESERVED TO WINNNNNN

nah they were wrong for that (the logic was there but poor Reece)

this mission was like the scarecrow one in s2, only this time it didn't singlehandedly cause someone's downfall

the whole thing of winning the opportunity to talk to the traitors was interesting frfr

Stephen was SO clever to use Fiona as a way to push Jessie in another direction while still keeping her on her theory

this round table was INTENSE, a very well fought battle between the two traitors

OH NOT MATTHEW ASKING THE TRAITORS TO KILL JESSIE AND THEN RECRUIT HIM THE NEXT NIGHT HOLD ON THINGS ARE COOKING I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEY SAYYYY

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traitors 3x09 thoughts (delayed edition)

rip Lisa, god couldn’t protect you from the traitors

Alexander going full send into a bush is peak British tv and I just need to thank the BBC for that comedy gold

the shapes of these statues are… interesting to say the least

Alexander helping everyone and hauling ASS up and down that hill my kingggg

Joe jumping on Alexander’s ass for being tired like wtf man he carried that mission

Leon going… didn’t bother me that much, would’ve been more upset if it was Frankie

Alexander’s story on what he wants to do with the money 🥹 LET ME HUG HIM OMG

LEAVE JAKE OUT OF THIS 🤺🤺

if Leanne goes… will cheer ngl 👀

‘extraordinary power’ WTF DOES THIS MEANNNN?