ALAN CARR | CELEBRITY TRAITORS (2025)
"you will have to stab people in the back." "they'd do it to me. they're showbiz people. i'd do it to them. you know what celebrities are like, they're two-faced."
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ALAN CARR | CELEBRITY TRAITORS (2025)
"you will have to stab people in the back." "they'd do it to me. they're showbiz people. i'd do it to them. you know what celebrities are like, they're two-faced."
Me at a minor inconvenience
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In honour of my friend pointing out that the producers cast Jonathon Ross as the anti-Stephen Fry.
Every time a woman over 40 says the magic words an angel gains its wings
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followed by the funniest fucking cutaway ever