Jul 6, 2014
So when I "ground" her, I get my flamingo killed but when he /grounds/ her, his ostriches are safe and sound. That's unfair.
That’s pretty much how it works. Deal with it, Matty.
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So when I "ground" her, I get my flamingo killed but when he /grounds/ her, his ostriches are safe and sound. That's unfair.
That’s pretty much how it works. Deal with it, Matty.
I'm not grounding her in your backyard. I'm finding her a... temporary home.
Explain that to Klaus. You’re on your own, buddy.
kill it? debatable. steal it so he can add it to his zoo? i give him 0.2 seconds.
Oh no Matty, he’ll steal it anyway..but if you “ground” Alice in my backyard he’ll kill it before you can blink.
nah, i want the flamingo in my room. but i can put alice in your backyard.
Brilliant. How many minutes do you think it’ll take for Klaus to know and kill it? Two? Three?
Personally, I give it two.
but you also have to convince alice to let me keep it
mybackyardisempty youcanputitthere.
he doesn't have to buy /me/ a flamingo. he needs to buy himself a flamingo so i can steal it.
I SAID I’LL BUY YOU THE DAMN FLAMINGO!
can you ask klaus to buy me a flamingo
I’ll buy you the damn flamingo myself if you stop asking for one!