This Christmas Dinner with your shocked family members staring at your overfilled plate take it to the next level... I double dare you to put butter and gravy onto every bite you take and see how long it takes someone to say something. Bite of Stuffing? Butter it. Forkful of Turkey? Butter it. Any vegetables? Butter. Every. Bite. Show them exactly what a depraved glutton you are and exactly why you are so fat and getting so much fatter.











