Econ quotes part 2 while I wait for my teacher to start the zoom meeting!
“Why is the government paying you to make us fatter? That doesn’t seem to be a problem in this country. We should get rid of the farmers.”
“My mother used to give tea parties. One time this woman tottered in with this giant hunk of cheddar because the government was getting rid of this processed cheddar shit— oh sorry, I probably shouldn’t say that.”
“If you do something illegal don’t TELL ANYONE! don’t tell your best friend because they’ll tell their best friend and now you’re all doing something illegal.”
“When i turn 80, I’ll ride a three wheel motorcycle across the country. Would you do it?”
“Money. That is what makes the government go round. Not potatoes.”
“I find it hard to imagine peaceful Buddhists committing atrocities, but they did. They’re all dead now.”
“France has the prettiest mistresses.”
“I said, ‘I think I know more about how Irish gravestones work than you.’ And he said, ‘Well it’s against the law.’ And i said, ‘it’s an Irish tradition. And it’s one little cross.’ I mean, who even LIKES Europe?”
“The more words in a country’s name, the worse it’s doing.”