me

hi

[yoghurtandblackberries]

rewatching home alone 2 and if Kevin wasn’t a little bitch who decided he HAD to put in his camcorder batteries at that very moment to record… nothing? he wouldn’t have been fucking lost… his parents need to teach him to get his priorities straight

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the girl meets world love triangle could’ve just ended in polyamory

[yoghurtandblackberries]

the return of the Econ teacher quotes, all from our lesson on demographics! @there-is-no-barrier-between-us

“This baby boom is powerful. It gets what it wants. You don’t like it.”

“They were hippies, they didn’t wash their pants.”

“You wouldn’t know this because you’re (our school) kids, but teens wanted sex and drugs and rock-and-roll.”

“They wanted Harvard. They got Harvard and Princeton and Yale.”

“Now they want hip replacement. George W Bush gave them their prescription coverage.”

“This baby boom is powerful. It gets what you want. You don’t like it.”

“There are more baby boys born than baby girls. I think nature is doing a Good thing. The Y chromosome is having a lot of problems. It’s short and dirty and has colourblindness. Maybe it’s compensating.”

“Now that women are in the workforce, they’re smoking and drinking and having strokes.”

I made this in like. april do you even remember this lesson

[tiktokstowatch]

[simonalkenmayer]

...

No...

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

[starkie-md]

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

[knightsintodreams]

She... she does

[bhe-che-dire]

some pics of cows just to clear your feed :)

[yoghurtandblackberries]

COWS

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

text from my dad (2021) - my dad

“i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked”

submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup​

[cornandcoconutsoup]

Original text for context

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op this provides no context

[midweekblues]

There once was a ship that put to sea And the name of that ship was not Evergreen Her draft was fine, her beam was not, And she was way too long

Soon may the Diggerman come to free the cargo ship’s bulbous bow One day, when the tugging is done We’ll take our leave and go

The Red Sea south, the Med up north When down on her a sandstorm bore The engine failed, the thrusters gone She blocked it shore to shore

From Port Said on shallow water The little tugs came up and caught her With beard and line, they pulled and fought her But she’s stuck aft to fore

No line was cut, no ship was freed An’ the pilots’ minds were not on greed But they belonged to the tugboat creed They’d take that ship in tow

For forty days or even more The lines went slack then tight once more They towed from starboard, pushed on port And still that ship won’t go

As far as I’ve heard, the fight’s still on The lines ain’t snapped but the jam’s not gone The Diggerman makes his regular call To encourage the pilots, crew and all

[beccaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh]

nature is healing

[yoghurtandblackberries]

i religiously like every suez canal post it is singlehandedly keeping me alive rn

[sugostudio]

My version of @squidbrains’s #dtiys ✨ #dtiyssquidbrains

I think this was my first time drawing a hedgehog 😆 they’re so cute and fun to draw🦔

[yoghurtandblackberries]

AWWWW

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“Are farmers better than other people? I mean no, obviously, but we have to justify that.”

“Imagine being an ad maker and saying “I want a little cloud.” Just like bob ross. “A little cloud.””

“If you eat too many carrots your eyeballs turn yellow.”

“Frank Perdue kind of looks like a chicken. Like when you wrung it up and plucked it.”

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

event entry!!

“who who! i can do owl sounds he he”

submitted by @birdship

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

event entry!!

“more like dorian gay am i right lol” 

submitted by @bloominggroves

[heartshop]

[swore]

heroes

[heartballoons]

[narrie]

[yoghurtandblackberries]

what if....

[lovestereo]

Visit Original Link

[yoghurtandblackberries]

I did not know I needed this until it happened and isnfheis,smejdmd dn

[just-shower-thoughts]

An iron deficient female is a male

[yoghurtandblackberries]

this explains a lot

[catchymemes]

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IF YOU CANT FIND ME I’M LISTENING TO THE BEETHOVEN DROP ALL NIGHT

[ratchet]

DESSERT PERSON with Claire Saffitz

[fan-male]

Just a reminder for anyone who didn’t know, Claire stepped away from Bon Appetit in June with the whole scandal, and now has her own YouTube channel! If you want to support former test kitchen personalities without supporting bon appetit, you can find Claire and Gaby on their own YouTube channels, Sohla on Binging with Babish, and Molly and Carla on Patreon!

[yoghurtandblackberries]

i still don’t get why brad didn’t leave ba’s video section... he could still get the test kitchen manager position etc without losing the dedicated fanbase and it’s alive was only good because of matt hunzi, who got fired from ba for speaking out. in the end he (and chris and andy and delany) are complicit and are losing their prestige as well as those views for ba... they would have had a much more supportive fanbase if they left