Eagle Scout, student body president, and a regular blood donor Mike Brown, was on his way back from his volunteer shift at the soup kitchen. When suddenly, a Neo-Nazi, KKK Grand Wizard, and climate-skeptic Darren Wilson saw the glow of his halo.
Darren stepped out of his gas-guzzling Hummer, and took chase.
Mike Brown, weighted down by his backpack full of Noble Peace Prizes, and handwritten letters to his grandma; was soon overtaken by the Aryan Nation member.
The only escape was across the street, but alas, there was no crosswalk. Faced with a certain death or breaking the law, the straight-A student made his stand.
He attempts to reason with his attacker, but the illiterate racist murderer, only has ears for white supremacy speeches and Mein Kampf passages.
"Any last words?" Said Darren Wilson, through a mouthful of chewing tobacco.
Mike Brown looks his executioner in the eyes, puts his hand up clearly indicating his surrender and says, "World Peace."
"FUCK BLACK PEOPLE!" Shouted Darren Wilson, as he unloaded his fully automatic assault rifle.
If not for the Republican party, Mike Brown may have survived, but the Skinhead's extended magazine, fettered by their legislation, unloaded hundreds of rounds into the Harvard bound, endangered species advocate, Mike Brown.
Satan himself then stepped back into his German Panzer Tank, and drove away while listening to AC/DC at full volume.
