#justing mcelroy

[justtaz]

11 year old Griffin

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so, which of you has any kind of special dark vision?

oh

uhmm,

i think i dooo?? hold on- that would be a rac- that would be a racial trait right?

oh ye- i have dark vision. i can see—sorry—

shades of grey

[giggles]

tell me more about that

how appropriate for fitzroy, yknow?

i got no vision

but he can open his eyes in saltwater and it doesn’t hurt super bad. which is also worth noting.

i̶̞̖̺̅͑͆ ̸͚̔v̶͔̠̐i̴͍͋̊l̵̠̗͛́̈́l̵͈̯̈ ̴̲̃̚͠b̷͈̜͊̆͝ë̶̩̈́ͅc̶̺̼̜͑̕o̸̪̊́m̷͙̺̲̿̚͝e̸͍̼͙͑̅̊ ̶͕͈͎̒͛̄a̸̛̰ ̶̙͆̿̇c̷̡̄̓a̷̠̱͇̔͐ţ̸̈́.̴̝͖̦͝

[collective shit being lost]

what??

a talking cat?

[the firbolg becomes a cat]

[justtaz]

I decided this belonged here

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listen. taako loves being a twin. it’s like having a built-in friend who isn’t allowed to not be your friend. he craves that security. but he also loves being taller than anyone and everyone around him. he’s 6’6”, so he gets that satisfaction pretty much all the time. which is why it’s so infuriating that he and lup are the exact same height. all through their 40s they both got increasingly taller heels to one-up the other and have the satisfaction of being taller, and therefore older. it got so bad that at one point when they both could barely walk and were bordering on 8 feet with heels, their friends had to have an intervention to get them to realize that if one of them fell and cracked their skull open, then where would they be? in unison, they responded: “then i’d win!!”

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justin tyler mcelroy: i pull out beacon

me:

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i am but a humble vampire with a butthole for an eye and a snowman that looks just like me sticking out of my chest. you should be very afraid.

[justtaz]

I’m not even shitting you guys, I’ve listened to the Ballad of Bigfoot 3 times today and I laugh as hard every time

[justtaz]