#justsomeguyworkingatosha

[justsomeguyworkingatosha]

A hunchbacked person covered in stitches, scars, and strange lumps is walking along, whistling poorly and with a mad twinkle in his eye. "Hello there, Good Sir," he says, "Igor does not believe Igor has seen Sir before?" @union-of-mad-scientists

Tad nearly jumps before calming himself down. You can't judge people for disabilities and scars, even if they may seem a bit.. strange.

No I do not believe we have met before.. Igor, was it? I'm Tad, I haven't been here before.. I'm a new hire but I'm starting to think I've gotten the wrong place.

(@union-of-mad-scientists)

[justsomeguyworkingatosha]

*There's someone walking by who seems to be like a normal human person. Caw's wearing an extremely revealing dress with no footwear and caws arms are adorned with very many bangles, but those are the only things about caw's appearance that are abnormal.*

@arcane-artifice

"Uhm, Hello! Sorry if you're headed some place, but so far you're the.. well forgive me if this sounds rude but, the most normal person I've seen so far."

(@arcane-artifice )

[justsomeguyworkingatosha]

[While tad is walking around, something red and shiny gold comes crashing into the ground- from *at least* 100 feet up. It stands up, mumbling something.]

motherfucker... even when he's dead...

Tad jumps backup

"Holy shit... Hey are you.. alright?"

He's dumfounded.. how could anything survive that?

[justsomeguyworkingatosha]

Ok.so.like what KIND of bread do you like?

You gotta have a certain kind right?

-His Royal Majesty the Juicebox King

"Uhm, well normal wheat bread is fine? Cheap too, so it works out. Although the fluffier the loaf, the better. Garlic bread is also up with my favorites."