#k1saragi

[gardengnosticator]

happy birthday to the cutest and best girl ever

jade’s birthday isnt till december though. 

[gardengnosticator]

can u do dave, karkat and... mituna

Headcanon A:  realistic: dave much like dirk is the shortest kid in his session albiet being taller than dirk. 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious: we all like to imagine dave strider the artist photographer and then clearly forget his lounging on bed trying to look cool selfie. dave has a roll of film of himself solely devoted to being the biggest goofball he can be in private.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends: on the same roll of film theres a lot of shots of him crying because its the only time he can let it out. 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own: dave strider the vegetarian. no i will not elaborate. 

Headcanon A:  realistic: karkat drinks way way too much coffee. 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious: karkat the bureaucrat  was the perfect post game job position for him. lets him shout. lets him lead. jack is there. it all makes sense. 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends: karkat loves to beat himself up over the deaths of his friends to the point where at least once a year he fucks off out of sight and just breaks down in private because they were just kids, they were all just kids...

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own: we all love a good short and pudgy karkat and i am no difference. the boy is soft. 

and unfortunately as good a boy as mituna is i do not think about him enough to have thought out headcanons. hes a good boy who skates. 

[gardengnosticator]

is it too late for a hey

1. First impression: that you were snufkin because of your old icon

2. Truth is: youre better than snufkin and also cooler and more friendly than dave

3. How old do you look: old enough to be a rugged handsome man like snake. 

4. Have you ever made me laugh: whenever we both send each other screen caps of depressing anime characters and terrible /fit/ memes. 

5. Have you ever made me mad: when you go and bully vriska :::: (

6. Best feature: your handsome face and just how much you care about me 

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: ; ) 

8. You’re my: dave to my jade. 

[gardengnosticator]

dave 🏳️‍🌈 ;^)

dave strider. always read him as someone definitely transmasc coded and considering his relationship with karkat it would feel weird to say i see him as anything other than gay. 

[sexysilverstrider]

hi! i started playing genshin literally because i fell in love with scaramouche from your blogging, but im curious, how much do i have to play til i can um..see him or play with him? sorry if its a really stupid question. right now im literally at the part where i met amber and went into a town, so yeah basically just started :0

dawww happy to be of service :3c

ill be honest youre uh....still quite far ahahaha....you can travel to sumeru once youve unlocked some stuff but the quest still takes a while depening on your playtime

[gardengnosticator]

intimidation level 0 cause youre just too cute and sweet to me always

i feel called out 

[gardengnosticator]

late but 💿

Musik Per Automatikk by Elliott Berlin 

[doreishounen]

happy birthday! hope you have a good year

thank you so much!! this year is a fucking joke for me lmao