#kaalliren

[nebuladida]

DK!!! (DONKEY KONG)

eat my DicK

[deadwright]

I noticed your smile first tbh! IT LIGHTS UP THE ROOM~ HEART EYES MOTHERFUCKER

AAAA THANK BABE

[nebuladida]

That moment where @kaalliren‘s old url is a milf porn page now. Night made I’m in hysterical giggles. My favourite part is that all the old tags are gonna lead to that oh god

[deadwright]

When you get this, you must publicly post something nice about at least 5 different people you follow, then copy and paste this in each of their ask boxes <3

AIGHT LETS DO THIS

@vanderllyle: MACHAAAAAN i can’t believe how long we’ve known each other???? i can’t think of a single thing i’ve loved for that long other than you and arctic monkeys. WHOM I INTRODUCED YOU TO, I SEEM TO REMEMBER???? MY PROUDEST MOMENT. honestly you are the wittiest person i know, and i keep going through your tweets and posts/tags just cackling to myself. you’re so funny and UNBELIEVABLY SMART like god everything i hear about your uni adventures got me SWEATING WITH NERVES but as ever you soar through them because you are the most capable person i’ve ever known. and you’re so kind and such a good friend tbh it’s always a guaranteed good time when we yell at each other about things i.e. that stupid duckling christopher whitelaw pine. i can’t wait for the day we fly over to his corner of the universe and lock him inside home depot overnight. also i will never forget that story you wrote about the security guard killer of vadapalani. i’m stealing lin-manuel miranda’s impending pulitzer and giving it to you. <3

@littlebabycos AIGHT, FUCKNUGGET. YOU ARE MY BLOODY FAVE. LITERALLY. YOU ARE ALWAYS BLEEDING AND INJURED. and if i knew anything about first aid, i would be the claire temple to your matt murdock in every way. as it is, i’m probably foggy nelson. and that’s still great because we are definitely married. and we’re avocados. you’re literally the harry to my eggsy and i wouldn’t have it any other way. you keep me sane and fed and grounded and you remind me that i have a purpose and that i’m maybe not a total idiot whenever i’m in flux and honestly i’m so infinitely grateful for it because i never would’ve gotten through that awful time without you. you deserve the best the world can give you and i’m always gonna do my best to try. thank you for being my spy trash partner in crime, a wonderful father to our handbag son armie, a perfect drift-compatible copilot in our garbage collector jaeger, and a terrible WONDERFUL enabler. and thank you always for taking me on the best dates of my life. here’s to many MANY more of those, and probably (definitely) more matching garbage tattoos. love you in a space gay way. <3

@nevils-crest YOOOOOOO. we may not have known each other long but MY GOD it’s been a wild ride already! thank you for not only putting up with my ridiculous blog content, but actively encouraging the ridiculousness. every time i type something truly AWFUL in the tags i always hope you’ll see it because i know you’ll get a kick out of it. :’) i love seeing you on my dash even though i don’t quite understand the content because you’re so genuinely considerate and caring and most of all INTERESTED in people and what they do and who they are and that’s so rare on this garbage website. you asked me about sri lanka once and i never really get to talk about my country because no one asks, so i loved it! conversations with you are always a good time! you’re genuinely so nice and it’s been the greatest pleasure having fits about hamilton and oscar isaac with you (i still can’t believe that you had dreams about him despite not having seeing any of his movies??? INCREDIBLE) anyway, here’s to more of all that! <3

@acivilmuffin what can i say about you that i haven’t already said??? SO MUCH, because i will NEVER run out of good things to say about you. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU you are sunshine in my life. i’ve never had someone believe in me the way you do, and i’ve never believed in someone as much i do you. i still can’t quite believe that you continue to not only put up with me, but actually love me despite me memeing at you constantly??? like???? i am the most annoying person in the world???? yet you still hold my hand and laugh at my TERRIBLE jokes and actively want to hang out with me??? except i weirdly can believe it because our love is so pure. i swear. even though i am a beacon of sin. you always make me feel loved even when i firmly believe that’s impossible and i can only hope that i can make you feel the same because i will always be there for you and love you endlessly. there are so many more museum dates to be had, art to yell memes at, parks to laze around in, chocolate-dipped strawberries to eat, and loaf dogs to scream at. and i can’t wait to do it all with you. love you so much angel pudding <3 (i said memes a lot i’m sorry lmao)

@kaalliren MAAAAAN you are both my rock and my worst enabler in this oscar isaac poe dameron shitfest that is our lives :’) i’m so glad kingsman was the thing to bring us together because apparently i’ve been admiring your cosplays without even knowing you for ages! AND NOW LOOK AT US. it’s super fun to scream at things with you because you’re so enthusiastic and hilarious and everything about you is SO ON POINT! and thank you so much for tagging me in stuff!! my heart grows like two sizes bigger every time!!! and it was super fun to see TMFU and hang out with you and we really really gotta do that more often!!! i wish i was in melbourne rn so we could see star wars together because we’d DEFINITELY get kicked out for being awful and loud. you’re super pretty and SUCH A TALENTED COSPLAYER LIKE HOLY SHIT WOW you’re GOALS tbh. love you loads man, thanks for being a super cool friend and i’m always ready to yell about stuff with you <3