#kade is thinking

[corpseofmisery]

My dick flew off, how am I gonna jerk off now

[corpseofmisery]

I’m so gross and perverted but f it we ball

[corpseofmisery]

Might be a sinner and I might be a saint

I'd like to be proud but somehow I'm ashamed

Sweet little baby in a world full of pain

I gotta be honest, I don't know if I could take it

Everybody's talkin' but what's anybody saying?

[corpseofmisery]

I went to space to find my dick, I reattached it, it’s shivered up, who wants to suck it back to normal

[corpseofmisery]

I think people should talk in the 3rd person more often because I love saying my name

Kade is jolly

Kade is go fucking berserk

Kade is great

[corpseofmisery]

I can’t think of one fandom that doesn’t have shipped yaoi in it