#kagequotes

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Kano: so what would happen if mayonnaise came in cans?

Shin: That would suck, cause you can't put metal in the microwave

Kido: Good morning to everyone expect you two

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Kano: But you can’t tell anybody, okay?

Seto: I just tell Kido

Kido: Yes, and I tell Momo

Momo: And I tell a lot, lot of people

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Kano: What would you do if I was kidnapped?

Kido: Nothing.

Kido: Just wait like 30 minutes until they eventually set you free voluntarily

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Kano: Mention one time I did or said a bad thing.

Seto: You convinced me that eggs weren’t real.

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Kido: Alright guys, I’m leaving for a while. I left you a bowl full of advice.

Kido: /takes a paper out of the bowl/ For now, “Kano stop doing that” applies to everything.

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Kano: I'm not good with apologies so...

Kano: un-fuck you or whatever, Shintaro

Shintaro: thank you?

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Kano: Do you ever think if different detergents taste different?

Shin: They do

Kano: Why-

Kano: Why do you sound so sure???

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Kido: Kano if you are lying I swear to god...

Kano: I'm not lying! Mary also saw it

Kido: Mary is easily manipulated

Mary: thank you