#kai omg

[hollandsmoose]

Daydream!me is a contemporary dancer and choreographer that travels the world to teach, Shawn is hot on my tail but I’ve rejected him multiple times to be with my unproblematic King, Chris Wood. (Aka Kai from TVD) 😎

GSJDDHSKSHSK I LOVE IT

[audiovisualrecall]

@krikeymate said: tbh at what point are people shitting / vs seriously dont read through their own stuff. Like when I write, it’s because I wanna read my stuff ya know, I’m writing because what I want to read hasn’t been written… fucking rhodney im laughing my ass off. Also bear in mind, possibly movie casual fans who don’t know this stuff (altho that’s no excuse to not double check haha) 

I mean I guess it’s an extension of the ‘it’s not going to be any good because I’m a beginner, so I won’t try at all and I’ll talk down my own fic in the summary’ thing that happens, too. And I understand it, of course, but. It’s defeatist and like, on some level they like what they wrote and want to show it to others, so why not just proofread, check spelling things on google/ names in other people’s fics, and post with a confident summary? xv But yeah, exactly. lmao right?? rhodney. WHY this.

@krikeymate said: u now need to get ‘rhodney was borned’ tatted across ur back tbh

omfg xD noooooo lmao 

BORNED

I M DGFHYkhytjuio

[iced-romirro]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!