Kick Names, Take Ass

28 | ✝ A cat fanatic formerly kittygothpastel

[ramqiu]

the upgraded xenonite suit was invented shortly after

inspired by this tweet

[chupacabrasmustdie]

“Do you support OCs × canon characters” buddy 30% of my conscious mental activity is devoted to that very topic

[thememedaddy]

[importantcatpics]

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[rosemehdee]

hurting ur friend with a really sad headcanon like 

[dailycatsblog]

[fanonical]

don't neglect your female blorbos. put HER in the torment nexus. give HER some old lady yuri. ship HER with everyone under the sun

[evilwizard]

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

[awhitewomansinstagram]

you know no shade to the original Barbie filmography but I do feel like the 2023 Barbie movie about a doll that suddenly becomes aware of her own mortality which sets her off on a quest to repair gender trauma and realize her own humanity while also leading a resistance coalition against a tyrannical Ken government is way more accurate to the absolutely unhinged way we actually played with barbies, like it’s not quite the level of making your Barbies conspire to run someone over with a car and hide the body before getting into a fight over a decades old affair but it’s closer

[melodicwriter]

FINDING THE MOST DEVASTATING SONG FOR YOUR OC

[goodsirs]

Aaron Moten as Maximus in Fallout — 2.08 "The Strip"

[afatlittledog]

does everyone know that fandom is supposed to be fun. you're supposed to have fun when you play with dolls guys.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

how all "shocking" news about gen ai reads when you know how it works

[creaturefeature333]

here’s the qui-gon and obi-wan vs darth maul fight from phantom menace but tracked to gimme gimme gimme by abba

[amynchan]

What on earth possessed you to do this?

[ferrific]

It’s what obi-wan would have wanted.

[angelicdewdrop]

how i’ve been feeling as of late

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]