#kai rants

[alex-gator-ade]

WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT MARRIAGE?? IVYS GETTING MARRIED, MY IRL FRIEND CALLED ME THEIR WIFE, MARRY MARRY MARRY- WHATTTTT AAAAAAAAA

[damnfool-of-a-took]

.........ok I appreciate that Congress responded warmly to being reminded of their goddamn Constitutional duty to rein in the executive branch (although it remains to be seen if any of the ruling party actually does anything with that reminder), but if I see one more post fawning over fucking Charles Windsor I'm genuinely going to puke.

We do not, in fact, gotta hand it to the king of England.

blugh.

[olakige]

25.

[jediwizard]

guys i had five assignments (i literally had to write fIVE ESSAYS) for my geography class and i was so overwelmed and depressed about it. but i just submitted four of them and the other one is due on the 28th. im so happy rn

i think im already feeling burnt out because of this class. why the fuck did i take it!?!!

[aceleeticklish]

vent

I have just had the worst day in my working life, I feel under valued and quite frankly fucking under qualified and unsupported in my work place. I’m scared to ask for help. Bottom line, hugs and t words are very much needed.

[spider8unny]

I don't have great enough art for posting so take my random headcanons about dc characters:

None of the flashes have had authentic seafood, they also hate it. Bart is the only one who will actually eat it, though he also hates it. Please never take him to a sushi restaurant, he'll faint at the preparation.

All the caped vigilantes have gotten stuck. Red Robin once got stuck in the air and his team (at the time) couldn't stop laughing for hours. It was also in the news briefly, Conner framed it and still has it.

Batman has a bunch of snacks in his utility belt. He once threw a honey bun at Two Face because of this.

Jon Kent has helped cows give birth on more than one occasion.

Damian Wayne has no idea what it's like to be nervous. He never had to deal with it himself...until he started going to school and kids went to talk to him. He ran to the bathrooms and hid for 3 classes.

Roy convinced Jason and Kori to dress like the power puff girls on Halloween one year, they had an emergency mission that Halloween and beat up bad guys. In the costumes.

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

i love when your energy company just doesnt take money out of your account despite having a direct debit set up for like four months, and then just suddenly overcharges you and tells you that you owe them over a £100, fantastic experience all around

[beef-unknwn]

god okay

im gonna rant about wreck it ralph and big hero six for a while don't mind me

OKAY

I'M GONNA BE TALKING IN CAPS BECAUSE IM MAD AS ALL GITOUT

WHY. OH WHY. DID THEY NOT THINK TO MAKE A SERIES OF WRECK IT RALPH INSTEAD. LIKE YEAH. I GET IT. TOO MANY LICENSING AGREEMENTS TO TAKE CARE OF. BUT GUESS. MOTHER. FUCKING. WHAT.

THEY DON'T FUCKING NEED TO

THEY HAVE THEIR OWN STUFF RIGHT! FUCKING! THERE! WHAT AM I TRYING TO SAY? MAKE THE SERIES ABOUT SUGAR RUSH! THERE'S SO MUCH TO EXPLORE WITH JUST ONE GAME!! VANELLOPE IS THE NEW PRESIDENT NOW LET'S SEE HOW THAT GOES! HOW DOES SHE MANAGE? WHAT ARE THE PROBLEMS SHE FACES WITH BEING PRESIDENT AND A RACER! WHAT ABOUT HER NEWFOUND FRIENDSHIPS?

THE OTHER RACERS TOO! WHAT ABOUT THEM?! I WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT THESE GOOFBALLS! GLOYD WAS DESCRIBED AS A PRANKSTER! EXPLORE THAT!! TAFFYTA! CANDLEHEAD! RANCIS! THIS TRIO NEEDS MORE SCREENTIME THEY ARE SO FUNNY!!!

THE SUGAR RUSH WORLD ALONE IS INTERESTING! EVERYTHING IS SWEETS INCLUDING THE CITIZENS! IS THEIR WORLD MADE OF FLESH? OR ARE THEY MADE OF WORLD? HOW DOES IT FEEL HAVING HUMANS AROUND??? WHAT ARE THE REAL-LIFE EQUIVALENTS OF STUFF LIKE WATER? IS THEIR WOOD CANDYCANE?? SERIOUSLY I COULD GO ON AND ON!

BUT NO!

INSTEAD OF DOING ALL THAT 👆👆👆 DISNEY DECIDED TO MAKE A BIG HERO SIX SERIES

WHY. THE FUCK. WOULD YOU NEED TO DO THAT.

THE MOVIE WAS TIED NICELY IN A BOW!! YOU COULD'VE MADE A SEQUEL INSTEAD IF YOU'RE THAT DESPERATE FOR MORE MONEY- I MEAN CONTENT- I MEAN MONEY DEFINITELY!

AND DON'T GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THE BH6 SERIES OH MY GOD

THEY FUCKING... ENDED A SEASON... IN THE WORST. WAY. POSSIBLE.

DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW?!?!?

I'LL TELL YA!!

THEY HAD A CHARACTER GO THROUGH THE SMOOTHEST DEVELOPMENTS EVER AT THE END OF THE SERIES AND FUCKING DROPPED IT

THEY. FUCKING. TOOK IT BACK

THEY WERE LIKE "OH YEAH LET'S HAVE THESE RIVALS START TO BECOME FRIENDS AND THEN FUCKING TEAR THEM APART RIGHT AFTERWARDS!!"

FUCKING.

WHAT.

WHY. WHY DID YOU DO THAT. WHAT WAS THE POOOOOOOOOOINT

HIRO AND KARMI WERE FINALLY STARTING TO BECOME FRIENDS THEN YOU SEND KARMI TO FUCKING SOMEWHERE ELSE??? AND THEN HAVE THE GALL. THE FUCKING NERVE

TO MAKE

ANOTHER

CHARACTER

TO REPLACE HER.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YOU COULD HAVE EASILY WRITTEN KARMI TO HAVE A COP DAD AND HAVE HER HOMESCHOOL INSTEAD OR SOMETHING BUT STILL HAVE THIS SORT OF FRIENDSHIP WITH HIRO AND DEVELOP THAT BUT NO! SHE GETS SHANKED AND IN COMES MEGAN! I LITERALLY CANNOT REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT HER BECAUSE I HAVE TUNED HER OUT AND THE SEASONS SHE WAS IN AND THE SEASONS AFTER THAT!

IT IS SUCH A NONSENSICAL DECISION THAT I'M NOT EVEN technically in the fandom lmao but I KNOW ENOUGH TO HAVE THIS PISS ME OFF

WRECK IT RALPH AND BIG HERO 6 SHOULD HAVE SWITCHED PLACES WHEN IT CAME TO ADDING CONTENT BUT DISNEY IS NOTHING IF NOT FULL OF BAD DECISIONS

FUCK YOU DISNEY LET ME TAKE OVER YOUR COMPANY

*inhales*

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