Submitting tape today for new reality show to the FEN...
...had to come up with theme song lyrics... Kai Winn Spent 700 years with the Prophets And their glowing misty carpets Learning humility and how to be the best she she could be Kai Winn a million times better than you Wouldn't to see her bad side Though her bad side what she's best at Give her money, sex, or hand claps (That's applause u silly bastard) Oh Kai Winn, KAI WINN Kai Winner in our hearts, man we love those paisley digs And those digs she digs she digs us to our core Oh Kai Winn! Please stop slapping up our faces We're not worthy of ur graces Teach us how to be the best we we can be KAI WINN! Idk. It's catchy, but is it catchy enough?












