You have questions, my child?

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Alright slurs—we’re heading into the FUCKING holiday season yet again. This is me telling you to do whatever the fuck you have to do to get through them. Seriously just go fucking ham and we’ll see whores u on the other side

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New Year, New Me(ntal health issues)! Take care of yourselves this year, ya prostitutes

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100% not pulling the padge under my cassock

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Fuck them Prophets.

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Was Santa good you saucy children, or did you end up with day-old-hasperat in your stockings?

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Coming soon to a bathroom stall/concert hall near you

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your eminence, i seek your religious guidance in crucial matters.

can you top me pls

Top/bottom/vers—baby I’m your Bajoran fantasy ❤️‍🔥

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your eminence.. i beseech you..:

gay son or thot daughter?

I mean, how can you choose between blowjobs and newborn kittens when they’re both so wonderful?

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your eminence what size strap

What size ya got?

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Get me the number for the ping ping pie!

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Ensign Nog out here trying to turn ME on?? 🤤

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you can call me a boomer but bb the only things booming are these cheeks when they’re getting clapped 🥴

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Home Alone is my favorite Christmas movie because of all the attempted murders 🎅🏻

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me forgetting the password that I just reset

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🆒🆒

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this is a family friendly blog and if you have a problem with that you can spit on your hand and go fuck yourself in your own asshole

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just the tip