KAIRUNA & KOLTERI
(YAAAAS
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KAIRUNA
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - FOR AN INFINITE ETERNITY (U SEE WHAT I DID THERE)
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - pppppretty quickly I think
How was their first kiss? - IT WAS CUUUTE
Wedding:
Who proposed? - uUuuuUUuUuH idk actually lol
Who is the best man/men? - wrathion
Who is the bridesmaid(s)? - Tye would like…burn everything to get to the wedding sO, also Teristra and Veriggan yes yes
Who did the most planning? - think they both had a good hand in it.
Who stressed the most? - kairoz probably lol
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - garrosh LMAO
Sex:
Who is on top? - Probably Luna most of the time huehuehuheu
Who is the one to instigate things? - Luuna..
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - uhhhHHH DEPENDS? LOL
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - YES
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - At least two (winkwonk)
How many children will they adopt? - ZERO
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Kairoz (MUAHAHAHAHA)
Who is the stricter parent? - Luna, probs
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - LUNA LOL
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Kairoz since Luna oversleeps
Who is the more loved parent? - THEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY LOVED
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Luna while Kairoz is off dancing with hourglasses
Who cried the most at graduation? - KAIROZ LMAO (”MY BOY IS A TRUE TIMEWALKER NOW”)
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Luna lmfao
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Since Luna sucks at it, I guess the handmaidens? XD
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Kairoz….
Who does the grocery shopping? - I can imagine Kairoz just like skipping through the Bazaar in Silvermoon all LALALALALALAAAAA
How often do they bake desserts? - So much.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - MEAAAT. They dergens.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Either could :)
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - lUna
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - LUNA LOL
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Kairoz
Who is really against chores? - Luuuna
Who cleans up after the pets? - Luna does.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - LOL LUNA
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Kairoz xD
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Kairoz because Luna would not be caught cleaning
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Luna
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Luuuuna.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - EVERYTIME. They got kiddies to make happy!
What are their goals for the relationship? - Be together and love each other ALWAYS
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Luna
Who plays the most pranks? - …they both do xD
KOLTERI
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - ALWWAAAAYYYS
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I think they were in love with each other before the Third War but they never really said anything to each other. But fairly quickly, I guess.
How was their first kiss? - CUTE AND HESITANT BECAUSE ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE THEY SEEN EACH OTHER AND AAAAA
Wedding:
Who proposed? - koltirawouldthough
Who is the best man/men? - THASSARIAN LOL
Who is the bridesmaid(s)? - Luna, Tye, Veriggan
Who did the most planning? - i have a feeling these two would be very like…cavalier about it. Like they’d be like ‘eh, anything’s fine, as long as we are married in the end’ :3
Who stressed the most? - NEITHER LOL
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - ….sylvanas (and arthas) XD
Sex:
Who is on top? - EITHER OR, DEPENDS ON WHO WANTS TO
Who is the one to instigate things? - once again it depends. They strike me as the sort who would be like ‘hey. you wanna do it’ ‘okay’. XD
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - quite a bit xD
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - YES
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - I actually have one for these two. A BOY NAMED ALDARIN AND HES A CUTE
How many children will they adopt? - idktbh
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Teri xD
Who is the stricter parent? - Probably Koltira tbh.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - TERI LOL, Koltira just watches like “Who the hell taught you how to climb a tree? A fish?”
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Teristra (she’s a good mumsy wumsy ^o^)
Who is the more loved parent? - My guess is they’re both loved. Kolty’s like that cool dad who’s very lenient and Teri’s like the overprotective mother but she’s very snuggly and affectionate :D
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? They both do. xd
Who cried the most at graduation? - Teri. KOLTY HAS NO TEARS TO SHED
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Koltira. Like…’you wouldn’t want to put a boy in jail whEN HIS FATHER HAS A BIG ASS RUNEBLADE THAT CAN KILL YOU RIGHT”
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Teristra. She’s actually a pretty good cook :)
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Teri, honestly. She’s a vegetarian so
Who does the grocery shopping? - Teristra, but sometimes she’ll send Koltira with a little post-it note of items attached to his armor xD
How often do they bake desserts? - Prettyoften I’d say :)
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - SALADDD
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - awww…probably Kolty awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Teri, probably.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - OH GOD LOL IDK
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Teri
Who is really against chores? - k o l t i r a
Who cleans up after the pets? - Teri makes Kolty do it XD
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - koltira
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Teristra does lmao
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Koltira. Because that’s JUST TERI’S LUCK LOL
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Teristra probably.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Koltira takes Teri’s pet wisp out for a walk. xD
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Not often, I’d say.
What are their goals for the relationship? - TO BRING BACK ALL DEM OLD FEELS
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither; xD
Who plays the most pranks? - ….koltira
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