Teristra walks up to Koltira and hugs him from behind, burying her face against his back.
The elf’s ears perked at the touch of being embraced and each tendon within his body tensed from the unfamiliar touch. But as Koltira twists his head back to see Teristra’s lovely face he gave a heavy exasperation of relief before leaning into her body, careful not to put all of his body weight on her.
His own deaden gray hands reached to curl around Teri’s own smaller cold ones before lacing callused fingers into her’s.
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - FOR AN INFINITE ETERNITY (U SEE WHAT I DID THERE)
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - pppppretty quickly I think
How was their first kiss? - IT WAS CUUUTE
Wedding:
Who proposed? - uUuuuUUuUuH idk actually lol
Who is the best man/men? - wrathion
Who is the bridesmaid(s)? - Tye would like…burn everything to get to the wedding sO, also Teristra and Veriggan yes yes
Who did the most planning? - think they both had a good hand in it.
Who stressed the most? - kairoz probably lol
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - garrosh LMAO
Sex:
Who is on top? - Probably Luna most of the time huehuehuheu
Who is the one to instigate things? - Luuna..
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - uhhhHHH DEPENDS? LOL
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - YES
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - At least two (winkwonk)
How many children will they adopt? - ZERO
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Kairoz (MUAHAHAHAHA)
Who is the stricter parent? - Luna, probs
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - LUNA LOL
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Kairoz since Luna oversleeps
Who is the more loved parent? - THEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY LOVED
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Luna while Kairoz is off dancing with hourglasses
Who cried the most at graduation? - KAIROZ LMAO (”MY BOY IS A TRUE TIMEWALKER NOW”)
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Luna lmfao
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Since Luna sucks at it, I guess the handmaidens? XD
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Kairoz….
Who does the grocery shopping? - I can imagine Kairoz just like skipping through the Bazaar in Silvermoon all LALALALALALAAAAA
How often do they bake desserts? - So much.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - MEAAAT. They dergens.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Either could :)
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - lUna
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - LUNA LOL
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Kairoz
Who is really against chores? - Luuuna
Who cleans up after the pets? - Luna does.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - LOL LUNA
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Kairoz xD
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Kairoz because Luna would not be caught cleaning
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Luna
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Luuuuna.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - EVERYTIME. They got kiddies to make happy!
What are their goals for the relationship? - Be together and love each other ALWAYS
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Luna
Who plays the most pranks? - …they both do xD
KOLTERI
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - ALWWAAAAYYYS
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I think they were in love with each other before the Third War but they never really said anything to each other. But fairly quickly, I guess.
How was their first kiss? - CUTE AND HESITANT BECAUSE ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE THEY SEEN EACH OTHER AND AAAAA
Wedding:
Who proposed? - koltirawouldthough
Who is the best man/men? - THASSARIAN LOL
Who is the bridesmaid(s)? - Luna, Tye, Veriggan
Who did the most planning? - i have a feeling these two would be very like…cavalier about it. Like they’d be like ‘eh, anything’s fine, as long as we are married in the end’ :3
Who stressed the most? - NEITHER LOL
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - ….sylvanas (and arthas) XD
Sex:
Who is on top? - EITHER OR, DEPENDS ON WHO WANTS TO
Who is the one to instigate things? - once again it depends. They strike me as the sort who would be like ‘hey. you wanna do it’ ‘okay’. XD
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - quite a bit xD
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - YES
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - I actually have one for these two. A BOY NAMED ALDARIN AND HES A CUTE
How many children will they adopt? - idktbh
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Teri xD
Who is the stricter parent? - Probably Koltira tbh.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - TERI LOL, Koltira just watches like “Who the hell taught you how to climb a tree? A fish?”
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Teristra (she’s a good mumsy wumsy ^o^)
Who is the more loved parent? - My guess is they’re both loved. Kolty’s like that cool dad who’s very lenient and Teri’s like the overprotective mother but she’s very snuggly and affectionate :D
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? They both do. xd
Who cried the most at graduation? - Teri. KOLTY HAS NO TEARS TO SHED
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Koltira. Like…’you wouldn’t want to put a boy in jail whEN HIS FATHER HAS A BIG ASS RUNEBLADE THAT CAN KILL YOU RIGHT”
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Teristra. She’s actually a pretty good cook :)
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Teri, honestly. She’s a vegetarian so
Who does the grocery shopping? - Teristra, but sometimes she’ll send Koltira with a little post-it note of items attached to his armor xD
How often do they bake desserts? - Prettyoften I’d say :)
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - SALADDD
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - awww…probably Kolty awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Teri, probably.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - OH GOD LOL IDK
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Teri
Who is really against chores? - k o l t i r a
Who cleans up after the pets? - Teri makes Kolty do it XD
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - koltira
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Teristra does lmao
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Koltira. Because that’s JUST TERI’S LUCK LOL
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Teristra probably.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Koltira takes Teri’s pet wisp out for a walk. xD
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Not often, I’d say.
What are their goals for the relationship? - TO BRING BACK ALL DEM OLD FEELS
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither; xD
