I’ve been gorging myself on DnD related content recently but don’t have time to look for a campaign to join for the foreseeable. However this has not stopped me from thinking up a character I’d like to play.
Meet Kaitrynn, pronounced Karen, who deliberately spells her name differently every time someone asks. Yes, the ‘t’ is silent. Except when it’s not.
- Early 60′s, scarred and wrinkled face, brown eyes, white hair in the ‘I want to talk to a manager’ cut
- Gruff but is actually super nice on the DL and if she summons a manager it’s to beat the shit out of them for mistreating their workers. Absolutely will take the piss out of the deserving.
- Is actually pretty up to date on youth slang but will deliberately horribly misuse it to make the other member of her group squirm (e.g. ‘that last fight was on a fleek fire’)
- Carries a gigantic club called the Country Club, but pronounced very pointedly without the ‘o’. Buff as shit.
- Almost certainly a paladin who is absolutely ride or die for whatever cause she’s aligned herself to, definitely to a fault.
- Will claim she has a heightened wisdom score to make up for a low perception score, based on the fact that she occasionally needs glasses.