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One Nice Bug Per Day
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official daine visual archive
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“In Europe they–”
WHERE in Europe??!? WHERE??? You mean Iceland?? Azerbaijan? The Netherlands? Liechtenstein???? THERE ARE 50 COUNTRIES IN EUROPE. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING EUROPE.
in europe they got antisemitism
Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead
Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement
i wish i could purr so my friends know im still happy even if m not saying anything
Good to see the autistics are enjoying this one
happy mama's day + happy Black Fae Day!
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“why are there black people in the odessey” greece is closer to libya than it is to england you dense cunt
Look, I realize that the whole Schrodinger's Mitch thing has real political consequences on a national level, but since I'm not from Kentucky and have no say whatsoever in the outcome of the situation, I'm honestly just finding the entire thing grimly hilarious. Has Horrible Turtle Man died? We don't fucking know! Turns out senators can just not show up to work indefinitely and there are no consequences! What fun!
Cannot believe this post is still relevant completely unedited. This timeline is utterly off the rails.
Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me
nope. funkytown again
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
hair silky like tofu
ass firm like another kind of tofu
#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu
There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank
John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”
i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob
Me, pre owning a dog: sure I'll share photos, but I don't see myself going nuts over it.
Me now: LOOK AT HIM SLEEPING. LOOK AT HIM LICKING HIS FACE. LOOK AT HIM WALKING. SEE HIM FACE. LOOK AT HIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM
It's odd, mourning a person you're fairly sure is still alive. They got you absolutely, you had a lot of laughs together, then gradually the contact winds down and down until it stops. If they called you'd answer in a heartbeat and not care about the time, but you have to assume that they've moved on with their life. You just hope the best for them, look at the last time they sent you a message, and let them drift away on the tide.
