Apr 23, 2020
My piece for @uintuva from Sloane’s spring exchange! I really loved the prompt and trying some new things with the render. I hope you like it!
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My piece for @uintuva from Sloane’s spring exchange! I really loved the prompt and trying some new things with the render. I hope you like it!
out for walkies
KakaKisa and Coffee Shop AU + Space AU??
BEST ship! Hmm. Okay, so, Kakashi is a tired soldier for a very large mercenary outfit, getting tangled up in multiple conflicts all across the system as the corporation that controls them tries to hang onto its monopoly. Kisame owns a waypoint between two planets that functions as refueling station/space coffee shop. Kakashi and his team make frequent stops there while trying to put down the unrest, and Kakashi is Kisame’s favorite semi-regular. Kakashi, for his part, is very fond of this big cheerful guy who can quote philosophy and keeps the peace in his waypoint so carefully and always gives Kakashi free refills.
However, Kisame also just so happens to be a part of the terrorist organization attempting to overthrow the Kage Corporation, along with Kakashi’s former partner and assumed-martyr Obito, which makes it super awkward when Akatsuki bombs a military instillation near the planet Kiri and Kakashi’s squad chases them down and boards their ship, only to be taken prisoner. Obito is all for stranding them on their disabled ship, but Kisame stops him from doing it, agrees to keep them prisoner, and tries to reach out to Kakashi and show him that what the corporation is doing is wrong.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Hoshigaki Kisame Characters: Hatake Kakashi, Hoshigaki Kisame Additional Tags: Sharing a Bed, Mutual Pining, 30 Minute Fic, Rare Pairings, Pre-Relationship, Ficlet Summary: Kisame and Kakashi share a room at an inn after an exhausting mission.
OOOOH SKETCH REQUESTS U SAY??? OOOOOOHHH. Aaaaaaaaalright, what about, mmmmmmm, Kisame/Kakashi? Why this? Because why not that's why
Kisame x Kakashi - all
As said before I will do all for a few couples only because it’s so long !
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs. Never heard of it but it sounds good !
How long will they last?
How quickly did/will they fall in love? It took a looooong time
How was their first kiss? With the risk of being caught and as the result of sexual tension. They would have kissed hidden somewhere.
Wedding:
Who proposed? Kisame
Who is the best man/men? For Kisame, it’s Itachi, for Kakashi it would Yamato, Iruka and Gai but I strongly believe that the wedding would remain secret as it would be totally impossible for Kakashi to marry a missing criminal.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? Both planned the thing equally
Who stressed the most? Neither
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. As I said I believe it would be a secret wedding so it wouldn’t be fancy.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? They kept it hidden, therefore only the Akatsuki would have known about it.
Sex:
Who is on top? They both can be on top
Who is the one to instigate things? Both
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? Incredibly long
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? Absolutely
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. It can be quite hard tbh
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -
How many children will they adopt? Maybe one, maybe none at all
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Tbh both of them would be awful at taking care of a young child but they’d try their best so I’d say both.
Who is the stricter parent? Both are cool dads but Kisame can be scary and Kakashi knows how to win his child’s respect, they balance each other.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Kisame
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Kisame
Who is the more loved parent? They are both loved equally
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Kisame would take a certain interest in his child’s education
Who cried the most at graduation? Kisame omg
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Both tbh
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? Kakashi
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -
Who does the grocery shopping? Kisame
How often do they bake desserts? They don’t cook dessert really often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Kisame is meat lover af, Kakashi less but he’s still not a salad eater
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Kisame, he tries to cook but they end up going out instead lmao
Who is more likely to suggest going out? Kisame, after burning the food
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? Kisame, he’s a terrible cook
Chores:
Who cleans the room? Kakashi
Who is really against chores? Neither
Who cleans up after the pets? Kakashi
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Neither
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Neither
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Kakashi
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? Kisame, obviously
Who takes the dog out for a walk? Kakashi
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Kisame can decorate their house for Christmas
What are their goals for the relationship? They both want to be loved and they want to trust each other completely.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Kakashi
Who plays the most pranks? Both
-Admin L
Kisame x Kakashi
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
Who asks the other on dates: KisameWho is the bigger cuddler: KisameWho initiates holding hands more often: NeitherWho remembers anniversaries: KisameWho is more possessive: NeitherWho gets more jealous: NeitherWho is more protective: KisameWho is more likely to cheat: NeitherWho initiates sexy times the most: BothWho dislikes PDA the most: KakashiWho kills the spider: Both lmaoWho asks the the other to marry them: KisameWho buys the other flowers or gifts: BothWho would bring up possibly having kids: I think they would neither want kidsWho is more nervous to meet the parents: NeitherWho sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: KakashiWho tries to make up first after arguments: BothWho tells the other they love them more often: Both
-Admin L
So Kisame didn’t get a fancy new outfit... so I gave him one. xD and Kakashi to hold.