#kala rants

[fennopunk]

Nghhh.... I KNOW my brain's a mess, but it's fucking annoying that I need people, preferably my mom, to promise to be angry if I don't get my as to the closest mall so I can go to thid vaguely Chinese buffet place (their grilled teriyaki chicken is heavenly), and buy a new flannel, because it's basically the only shirt type that reduces my skin picking and I only have one and it's starting to smell, and then go to a café and draw some sketches of YET ANOTHER project. Oh, and I need to send pictures of the food and coffee to my mom and my friend who loves those pictures, because they mean I'm doing something nice to myself.

So, now that that's out of the bag, who else promises to be angry at me, because honestly it's 2pm and I have only eating couple rye crackers today. I'll even post my higly unremarkable food and coffee pics if you want!

[kalablueandevergreen]

Infinite Blue and Evergreen

Welcome to my sideblog for all things Naruto, but mostly my space to reblog the millions of Naruto fanart/fan ideas/ fanfiction that I love so I don't spam my main account. I go by KALA on archive of our own https://archiveofourown.org/users/KALA/pseuds/KALA

I am a huge fan of ninja!dads AKA Maito Gai/Hatake Kakashi, and I will open the eight gates fighting for my love of Gai. I will eventually get lazy and stop tagging GaiKaka and KakaGai and just put ninja!dads, so if you want to look for all my posts of them, just type that in. Rock Lee is the reason why I got into Naruto. Someone said 'once Lee drops his weights you're in for life' and that is so brutally accurate that I cry. Other ships include: LeeGaara LeeNeji (Just... Lee with anyone that is his age range and it's cute) NaruSasu/ SNS NejiTen Sakura with pretty much anyone but Sasuke because my Queen deserves better. As well as a few others. I used to be much more picky but, honestly, I just like sweet emotional stuff. NO TEACHER/STUDENT SHIPS. In this house we stan Kakashi and Gai adopting their kids and being great older brothers/parental figures to them.

I love chatting about Naruto and my WIPs. I love prompts, too!

[drsfitzsimmons]

Oh. My gosh. This anti-Fitzsimmons blog keeps coming up on my dash as a “Recommended Blog”. Seriously?! I tell it to "whoosh this away" every time. No, don’t recommend it, I don’t want to follow it. THERE IS A REASON I’M NOT FOLLOWING IT. I just want to scroll through tumblr peacefully. Jeez.

Also, how could anyone even be anti-Fitzsimmons?!

[drsfitzsimmons]

It's 11 PM and my parents are fighting, or rather, my dad is yelling and my mom is trying to calm him down. She had to have surgery for a kidney stone last week so he came home for two weeks (he usually works out of town) and he wouldn't eat or talk to her for the first four days, then he got better, now he's pissed at something or another. Don't get me wrong, my dad is a good man and wouldn't intentionally hurt us, but he has anger issues and we suspect he blacks out when he loses his temper, so he thinks he's easy to get along with but he's not. He's usually fine with just me, but not when there are three people. My mom doesn't deserve his shit right now, she needs to be able to recover in peace. She and I were going to have an entire week to ourselves to eat popcorn and ice cream and watch Murder, She Wrote and Diagnosis Murder and The Andy Griffith Show, she would finally get time off work and we were going to chill and have quality time while she recovered, but no, mr. hero perfect husband and father had to swoop in and save the day. He says really kind things, he says he's supportive and how lucky he is and how he loves us, but theory and practice are two very different things. And I can't even come distract myself with tumblr because of all of this fallen agent shit. At least we have The Great Timeline and The Crazy Theory Train to help soothe us. Idk man, I know I'm really lucky and so many people have it worse and things could be much worse and honestly compared to most people everything is rather peachy, but it's just a little sucky around here right now.

[kala-the-reinqueer]

IF YALL DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL SUDDENLY BECOME A SERIAL KILLER. IM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE RIGHT NOW

*END RANT*