Reinqueer.

Kala. NC. 24. Gay. 💩📚🍕😁🌈♎️

[kragehund-est]

step one to overcoming social anxiety is to realize that most people kind of suck and their opinion of you is literally worthless

[dlwrish]

mentally a living corpse

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[autosystem]

growing up a girl letting people do things to you for years and years and years means your anger will turn biblical. anger that is incoherent unidentifiable inconsolable

[tarot-dreams]

🔥🔮🕯😂🙌🏼👄🥰👄🙌🏼😂🕯🔮🔥

a high energy emoji spell.

may your week have the most positive vibes.

only highs. no lows.

like to charge. reblog to cast.

[itswalky]

The Jetsons takes place in 2062, and George Jetson is 40 years old, which means that somewhere right now George Jetson is being conceived.

[itswalky]

Actually, Google tells me George Jetson’s birthday is August 27, which means his parents are going to get successfully nasty this year’s Thankgiving Weekend.

Mark your calendars.  

[funnytwittertweets]

[potstickermaster]

The Bachelorette: Lena Luthor Edition (insp)

aka The Search for the Least Useless Lesbian

[potstickermaster]

Introducing new contestants:

[fast forward to Lena meeting the contestants]

bonus:

[retronerdinfinity-deactivated20]

The master of burns Yours Truly

[sleepin]

[badlydrawneverything]

[transgarrett-moved-blog]

lmao (laughing my anxiety off)

[onlytwitterpics]

[seedy]

if leonardo di caprio can wait 23 years for his oscar then y’all can wait for the damn light to turn green for more than 0.1 seconds before beeping at me tyvm 

[cuntamination]

[kanyewesticle]

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

[epikalia]

Well, you’re not wrong.

[honeybottledrip]

grocery shopping with friends is the purest form of bonding you can do w someone