Feb 21
"Kalev" gum from 80s Estonia in coffee, orange, fruit, peppermint, raspberry and strawberry flavors
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"Kalev" gum from 80s Estonia in coffee, orange, fruit, peppermint, raspberry and strawberry flavors
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Plurality is literally the funniest thing ever like hello I’m 0 minutes old (I was just borned) my name is PISSED THE FUCK OFF and my two best friends are gonna be this effeminate bisexual man and a live electrical wire
More OSDD hindsight is the mild but ultimately uninteresting confusion I had as to why I have two different, equally black and white tenets about whether to be as nice to the customers as possible because it's more fun to make random people's days slightly nicer, or to pull funny shit at the register without telling them because I'm irritated so they're going to pay an extra 25₵ without knowing, where both of these "moods" were so convinced that's just how I am. Because like, very obviously:
Kalev: Hey you're barely treating me like a person BUT check it out you can save like 2$ if you do this one thing. See, yesterday-me, all situations can be improved by extending a little bit of generosity 🥰
Ben: You took 2.5 seconds too long looking at the menu. I would put poison in your food if I were allowed. Begone
Recognizing this aspect of our plurality (that is, headmates who front) is gonna be a game changer I can tell. Since I usually draft most of my original posts instead of sending them right away, deciding to tag who wrote it → easier to say "oh shut up dude" instead of dwelling on what someone else's impression of a doomer Romeo means for the bigger picture
And because the primary reason for posting this is to outright make fun of one of me and put 🗬 on blast. If you were ever wondering why the self-professed aromantic on post-punk-revival.tumblr.com has suddenly started desperately wantposting, don't worry, that's just Kalev, he's what happens when my eyes get bigger than my heart
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