#kalin sharp-ears

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Been feeling Pyre-y lately and remembering how I completely intended to liberate Rukey closer to last because I shipped him with my reader until he got sick and started talking about his mother, and then the stars were going out.

Then I told myself I’d liberate my Reader in the end, so they could be together. My Reader never made it home.

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Kafka: Hates the sound “beep” and if he hears it he will try and climb up to your hair. For him, the Fourth of July is a war and the only safe space is behind the toilet. 

Ezra: Is scared of plastic bags, men in hats, pineapples, balloons, the Netflix startup sound, his owners being in separate rooms, and the sound of spoken Spanish.

Amadeus: A sexual predator who has been banned from every dog park in the state of Maryland. The vet called him “not welcome here” and the groomer called him “manipulative.”

Kalin: Once slid on a tile floor and it permanently drove him insane. He will only poop in the middle of the street and he is medically unable to be in a car. He can walk, he just chooses not to.

Civ: Bad feet, bad skin, bad teeth, bad anal glands and a bad brain. Allergic to anything that is or isn’t duck. His weird little dog penis is too big for his frame so when he bends down a certain way it gets stuck outside his body for hours, and it dries out so it won’t go back in and it has to be lubricated and reinserted by a veterinarian several times a week.

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I don’t know what it says about me that I have so many characters who are

- Canids. - Avid listeners of the kind of music you’d hear playing at Olive Garden.

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Put some pants on before the Scribes see.

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WIP doodly thing of my Reader, Kalin Sharp-Ears, to be finished whenever I hammer out a color scheme for him.

Likes books, Rukey, piercings, and yapping to protect the wagon from strangers.

Design-wise, he’s like 70 percent Vixey from Fox and the Hound. I imagine they floof around in very much the same way. 

Sports an injury to his left back leg. He can run, but not as fast as a Cur likes.

Doesn’t actually usually go around without pants.