#kallistantine

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Demyan: how do you like your coffee?

Kallista: as dark and bitter as my soul.

Demyan: one glass of milk coming right up.

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Demyan: [suggestive tone] Wanna work out?

Kallista, oblivious: I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time.

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Demyan: it's dark in here

Kallista: don't worry babe, I got this

Kallista: [stamps foot, Skechers light up]

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Demyan: my ideal type is probably someone laid-back who loves to smile, radiates positive energy, and who is always kind

Kallista, approaching a deadline for one of her college assignments: [yells at everyone to fuck off, cusses out Theo, downs a six-pack of fantasy red bull in one go, screams in sleep-deprived rage]

Demyan: that's her she's the one

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Demyan: Shhhh!

Kallista: Make me!

Demyan: I will, but you might moan a little

Kallista: [blushes furiously]

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Drunk Kallista: [whispering] Theo...do you think Demyan likes me

Theo: you two are dating

Kallista:

Kallista: [puts a hand over her mouth, realizing]

Kallista, crying: o h my god??

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Kallista: Have you ever thought about settling down?

Demyan: Like, when I'm too old to do kicks and stuff?

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Kallista: Demyan, can you do the thing?

Demyan: What thing?

Kallista: Y'know, the thing that makes me happy.

Demyan: Oh [smiles]

Kallista, with heart eyes: Thanks.