You know what would be funny as hell? If Time Traveling Guard Mando Heart-throb Obi-Wan Kenobi, met, fell in love with, and presumably had some sort of explosion filled high octane adventure... with Kal.
And he just never fucking mentions it to Jaster.
Man be out here preaching the gospel of of Mind Your Fuckin Business. What're you a cop? He was busy. Now he's not busy. Has a few new scars.
Everyone is like ffs, Kal! It's like pulling teeth with you! We were starting to worried you were fuckin DEAD! Where were you?! (*long sip of his beer* getting married) WHAT!?!?
And like? It never fuckin comes up?? Until some Jedi in Armor? SLAM DUNKS Tor from the clear blue fucking sky to steal back Master Vizsla's kyber. (You want the saber? Fine. That has become a symbolic piece of Mandalorian succession. But the KYBER belongs to Master Vizsla. And THAT must be laid to rest, as he requested.)
And like? Kal. Kal why is that Jedi wearing your vambrance. ANSWER ME, KAL. I SWEAR TO THE KARA. KAL!!!
Obi-wan is six alcoholic beverages in ranting to Quinlan about the future he has both partially lived and seen through the force trying to use Vos as a drunk off his ass soundboard how to help clones that arent even a thing imaginable in the galaxy rn when it hits him.
Kal is at least 10 alcoholic beverages minimum in, fresh out of divorce and who knows what hes licked off the table after his head fell onto it. How was he suppose to fight off the advances of a desperate, had what else could desperate be if they broke apart a brawl happening and parting the fight like the purple sea, to get to kal, potentially (hard to say he was very out of it) pretty red head who, let the record show, CAME ONTO HIM! claiming Kal HAD to marry him for the sake of future children? low moment he wont admit.
And NO Kal wouldn't be admitting every time he's "coincidentally" because "the force wills it" is stupid, ended up in a situation where nobody can reach him this (he begrudgingly admits to himself and never to him) pretty red head appears from who knows to whisk Kal one way or the other and have his way with him.
But when Jaster starts talking about how the temple Guard has a thick wrist under his high gloves, like theres a brace or something under it Kal is not going to put two and two together.
He will however put something together when later, when Kal has adopted the vows and he wont admit he's in over his head with a whole facility filled with clones. Who should appear but that very red head, with his vambrace, claiming that through his marriage with Kal, and Kal's adoption of the clones that means the clones are sentients and thus can not be conscripted to war as unpaid no right having soldiers of the Republic. STOP LOOKING AT HIM HE DIDNT KNOW JEDI WENT TO DIRT ASS BARS TO GET SHOTGUN MARRIED?!?
