#kaloko things

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honestly Kaloko needs someone to make them chill the fuck out or else they’re gonna get themself murdered in like half a sweep lmao

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have u seen those pictures of videos that are just like sasuke gets punched and cries sasuke gets beat up sasuke crying sasuke gets wrecked while fitting music plays ect? who is sasuke and who is the friend making those videos.

Tarafi is Sasuke

Kaloko is the person making those videos

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U dont bite but which of your trolls do. just curious.

Ampryd and Kaloko omg

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✒︎ Limnir Kaloko Vernic aaaannnnnnnddd Atsara

Limnir carries his lusus around in his pocket

Even though Kaloko talks big and scares people they’re actually really easily scared

Vernic is afraid of spiders

And Atsara p much never wears a shirt in his hive unless he has guests

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who works at star bucks and purposely misspells peoples names

If kaloko wasn’t like 14 years old and could get a job they probably would tbh

That also seems like something Alimot would do but like they’d super misspell the names to the point where it’s very obviously not an accident omg

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who can sing that one spongebob campfire song the fastest tho

Kaloko tbh

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someone is singing which makes me asks who starts singing really loudly at a time when everyone is usually asleep

tbh that seems like something Kaloko would do to piss people off lmao

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If Kaloko suddenly lost her ability how would she feel? What kind of card games does she play? Does she know when to stop before a joke goes to far?

Please use they/them pronouns for Kaloko!

And man they’d be so upset if they lost their ability. Like they use their psionics every night and it’s one of the few things that actually connects them to their lusus, so suddenly losing that would be horrible for them.

They generally play games like old maid or poker. P much anything they can bet on tbh.

They usually take jokes too far, but it’s almost always on purpose. They know when to stop but they usually just ignore that.