#kalvaxis

[islandoforder]

my question is how many principles can you kill at your school before they stop letting you in classes

[raindropsonwhiskers]

I am slowly making more and more of this imaginary Gameboy-era Fantasy High game

[maybeimmac]

a pretty iconic episode

[chickensoup1025]

GORGUG IS SMART, PEOPLE.

Here's a compilation of his famous revelations.

[sisyfigs]

he was so real for this

[adhd-pixie-nightmare-girl]

Fantasy High Character Text Posts 4

Fabien: "he's never beating the babygirl allegations" and it's a fictional man wanted for murder./ who needs therapy when you have murdering every unfortunate bastard who ever wronged you?

Riz: *bottles up emotions* this coping shit's easy

Fig: just found out my entire personality is a trauma response/ my toxic trait is how badly i want to domesticate a racoon

Fig to Kalvaxis: Is that a swarm of locusts in your pants or are your dick and balls heralding the end of days?

Gorgug: yes my feelings are valid but i don't want them

Adaine: I hate when people say that I have to 'get out of my comfort zone' I don't even have a comfort zone. I am literally always uncomfortable

Kristen after Tracker kisses her: wtf do you say after kissing someone? don't forget to like and subscribe

Kalvaxis: my biggest personality flaw is definitely my personality

Gilear: are you mad at me? would you like to be? / he has the looks of a depressed English professor and the soul of a whore.

Aelwyn: but at least im mature enough to admit that fuck you. fuck you fuck you fuck you

Ragh: i am EVIL!!!! no i don't want to join your found family please go away. I'm literally pointing a death laser at you *sobs* stop asking about my dad

Zane: gonna see how hard i can bully the gay little protagonist kid until i get my redemption arc privilege revoked

The Bad Kids to Biz: I used to fantasize about befriending you and making you less fucked up. Though you are a lost cause

The Bad Kids: ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened./ Can't neurodivergent minor our way out of this one, boys

[yoursonlucifer]

kalvaxus has possessed my bed

[yourbelgianthings]

the brennan urge to put a dragon in his main quest campaigns: kalvaxis, the dragon of bleeker street, cinnamon (idk if there's one in aso if so i haven't gotten to it)