Idk if I shared this au here but basically this is a college au. Gyutaro is putting Ume through school and Shinobu and Kanao are sorority big and little sis. Kanao and Ume meet at a party and start to question their sexualities. Gyutaro and Shinobu meet through them and she kinda turns him into this little project of helping him clean up and gain confidence as they develop feelings for each other.
Gyutaro: From what I can see, you're going to see your girlfriend, aren't you?
Ume: What? Does it bother you? Why don't you go see Miss Biological Poisons?
Gyutaro: Her name is Shinobu, and since you're going that way, I'll give you a ride. Let's go quickly, and you'd better not do anything wrong
Ume: Ugh, you're hateful, but fine, let's get this over with...
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Kanae: Ara ara, but if they're just the Shabana youths, I imagine they've come for my sisters, right?
Gyutaro: -glances sideways at Ume and whispers- she's angry...
Ume: -whispers back- it's your fault. That's what you get for being an idiot and kissing her in front of her.
Shinobu: Hey, ho-... Kanae, what's wrong? We're just going out, don't worry, we won't do anything wrong. Besides, we're still students, what could we possibly do?
Kanae: -sigh- i'm sorry, I thought I'd be ready to see you both have new experiences. You're right, I'm sorry, you can go and enjoy your outing...
Ume: Well, I don't know about them, but Kanao and I have a couple of jobs, so bye! -runs to her room and closes the door- hey babe
Kanao: Ah... Ume... I didn't expect you to come so early...
Ume: Do you think I would waste the opportunity to see my beautiful sweetheart? Okay, let's get started, shall we?
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Ume: -sighs completely bored- babeeeee...
Kanao: Yes?
Ume: Can we leave the homework for later? I'm already bored... And will you give me a little kiss...?
Kanao: We agreed that wouldn't happen until we finished the work. You promised to improve your grades if I agreed to go out with you.
Ume: But will you give me my kiss or not?
Kanao: -looks at her for a while, blushing and sighing- if I give you the kiss, do you promise there will be no more interruptions and we'll get the job done?
Ume: -grunts but nods- okay... Now come here and give me my kiss now
Kanao: -slowly approaches and gives her a tender kiss- kay, no more interruptions, let's get back to work...
Ume: Aww, what's wrong? Is it that my sweet girlfriend can't help but blush and blush so much when she kisses me?
Kanao: -crosses her arms and hides her face in the book- n-no, it's not that... Just... Let's just get on with the work...
Ume: Aaaaw, come here, give me another kiss and you'll see how you forget your problems...~
Kanao: No... If you keep teasing me, I'll get angry with you and there won't be any more kisses...
Ume: And you think you're capable of doing it? I know you like being pampered with kisses, is that all you'll do?
Kanao: -takes the book away from her face and beckons her closer with her finger- come here
Ume: -approaches and stands in front of her- I knew you wouldn't... AH?!
Kanao: -started tickling her hips- so you're ticklish, who would have thought... The beauty of Kimetsu Academy, having such a weakness, does that mean that if someone tickled you, you'd accept their advances?
Kanao: -smiles sweetly- I suppose you are. But I imagine you would have looked ridiculous if anyone found out, don't you think?
Ume: Shuhuhuhut uhuhuhuhup!!!
Kanao: Does your brother know you're ticklish too? Or am I the first one to find out?
Ume: O-of cohohohursehehehe he knohohows! He's my brohohohotheeeeeer!!
Kanao: -mutters for a moment- point in your favor, I would have liked to be the first and tell him, it would have been funny
Ume: S-stohohohooooop...!! -blushes slightly and tries to stop her wrists- I-I sahahahihid-!
Kanao: Oh come on, you recently said that I enjoyed your pampering, can't you enjoy mine? Besides, we're not doing homework right now, are we? Wasn't this what you wanted?
Ume: -turns even redder and shakes her head- yo-you'll sehehehehehe whe-when I'm freeehehehe of thihihihihihiehehehehehehe...!
Kanao: -shrugs and lets out a harmless giggle- we'll see
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Kanao: -gently stroking her hair and rubbing her cheek against her thumb- did you enjoy it, darling?
And last but not least, my ships from the Kamaboko Squad! (I love them-).
.... I want to make my favorite polyamorous relationships too, someone please get these thoughts out of me
Warning: If you don't like a ship, that's okay, we all have different tastes! But if you ask for respect... I respect you, you respect me.
Don't start with comments like 'x ship is canon', each person has the right to ship whoever they like
They're not in order, I don't have a preference for one or the other
Again, I only like some ships depending on the universe (like Kimetsu Gakuen)
1. Tanjiro Kamado:
A. TanKana (Tanjiro Kamado x Kanao Tsuyuri) (It makes me sad to know that Tanjiro will live only a few years with Kanao 😔)
B. TanZen (Tanjiro Kamado x Zenitsu Agatsuma) ("Your sister is cute" "Yes, what about me?")
C. InoTan (Inosuke Hashibira x Tanjiro Kamado) (he created the name Kamaboko Squad <3)
D. TanAoi (Tanjiro Kamado x Aoi Kanzaki) (Aoi deserves love too, I don't like that the fandom has forgotten her)
E. GenTan (Genya Shinazugawa x Tanjiro Kamado) (Don't let me down with the scene)
F. MuiTan (Muichiro Tokito x Tanjiro Kamado) (TRAINING)
G. TanSen (Tanjiro Kamado x Senjuro Rengoku) (Please don't judge me 😭)
2. Nezuko Kamado:
A. ZenNezu (Zenitsu Agatsuma x Nezuko Kamado) (I know Zenitsu isn't the best boyfriend, but the ship is cute)
B. KanaNezu (Kanao Tsuyuri x Nezuko Kamado) (If you can't keep the guy, you can keep the sister)
C. SenjuNezu (Senjuro Rengoku x Nezuko Kamado) (I only saw a few fanart of them and... <3)
D. MuiNezu (Muichiro Tokito x Nezuko Kamado) (Why do people hate this ship? Isn't it incestuous, where do you get that Tanjiro and Muichiro are cousins?)
3. Zenitsu Agatsuma:
A. ZenNezu (Zenitsu Agatsuma x Nezuko Kamado) (I remembered how Zenitsu wrote the whole plot jsjas)
B. TanZen (Tanjiro Kamado x Zenitsu Agatsuma) (Tanjiro's ray of light)
C. InoZen (Inosuke Hashibira x Zenitsu Agatsuma) (They both have to be taken care of by Tanjiro)
D. ZenAoi (Zenitsu Agatsuma x Aoi Kanzaki) (Where did the ship come from? I do not know. I like it? Yes)
E. GenZen (Genya Shinazugawa x Zenitsu Agatsuma) (They're sillies and you have to take care of them)
4. Inosuke Hashibira:
A. InoAoi (Inosuke Hashibira x Aoi Kanzaki) (Tempura tempura tempura)
B. InoTan (Inosuke Hashibira x Tanjiro Kamado) (Season One, I Thank You)
C. InoZen (Inosuke Hashibira x Zenitsu Agatsuma) (In the red light district arc, I felt Inosuke tell Zenitsu "sleeping beauty" jahsjsgsa)
D. GenIno (Genya Shinazugawa x Inosuke Hashibira) (*inserts furious scream*)
5. Genya Shinazugawa:
A. GenMui (Genya Shinazugawa x Muichiro Tokito) (Gyomei's spoiled children)
B. GenTan (Genya Shinazugawa x Tanjiro Kamado) (I saw the arch of the village again. You can imagine)
C. GenZen (Genya Shinazugawa x Zenitsu Agatsuma) (Both of them at some point got into a fight with Inosuke jagsksgskahs)
D. GenAoi (Genya Shinazugawa x Aoi Kanzaki) (They look cute together, they both have hashira brothers, and they both play important roles <3)
E. GenKana (Genya Shinazugawa x Kanao Tsuyuri) (Tanjiro being the cupid of both)
F. GenSen (Genya Shinazugawa x Senjuro Rengoku) (I've seen their fanart and they're cute too, deal with that)
G. GenNezu (Genya Shinazugawa x Nezuko Kamado) (Genya would treat her well, you're not going to convince me otherwise)
6. Kanao Tsuyuri:
A. TanKana (Tanjiro Kamado x Kanao Tsuyuri) (Kanao no longer needs her coin thanks to Tanjiro)
B. GenKana (Genya Shinazugawa x Kanao Tsuyuri) (I need more content from these two, please)
C. KanaNezu (Kanao Tsuyuri x Nezuko Kamado) (My two princesses, yes sir)
D. KanaUme (Kanao Tsuyuri x Ume Shabana) (This in Kimetsu Gakuen)
7. Senjuro Rengoku:
A. SenNezu (Senjuro Rengoku x Nezuko Kamado) (I also require content from these two)
B. MuiSen (Muichiro Tokito x Senjuro Rengoku) (I don't remember if I put it on my previous tab, but I like these two together)
C. GenSen (Genya Shinazugawa x Senjuro Rengoku) (Kyojuro would surely kill Genya jajsgsjsga)
8. Aoi Kanzaki:
A. InoAoi (Inosuke Hashibira x Aoi Kanzaki) (My lovely ones)
B. TanAoi (Tanjiro Kamado x Aoi Kanzaki) (Why people don't like this ship?)
C. GenAoi (Genya Shinazugawa x Aoi Kanzaki) (Happy happy happy~)
D. ZenAoi (Zenitsu Agatsuma x Aoi Kanzaki) (It's a rare pair, but I like it)
A.N: I'm starting to consider pairing Senjuro with Aoi, help (I got the desire)
I was checking Twitter and I started to see a recent hashtag (rare pairs) and the truth is that I liked almost all the drawings, here are some of my favorites (don't judge me 😔)
• as opposites attract as you can get. They are very much the stereotypical bookworm x party girl archetype.
• 👙: “Hey! She asked for no pickles!”
🪙: 😐
• 👙 is very clingy and latches onto 🪙 any chance she gets. The feeling of being held by 🪙 buff arms gives her butterflies. Plus 👙 just demands attention.
• Neither is a very sexually driven person but they do kiss and cuddle more often than not.
• 👙 does all that she can to give 🪙 confidence. She’ll hype her up and pick outfits for her.
• On the other hand 🪙 tries to help 👙 let go of her combative nature.
• Because 👙 is so headstrong and assertive, she often forgets that 🪙 has a hard time giving input so 👙 will go ahead with something that 🪙 might not like. It isn’t malicious 👙 just forgets to reassure 🪙 and encourage her to make decisions for herself as it just comes so easy for her.
• ⛏️ was so relieved when he found out the person 👙 had been ‘secretly’ (she wasn’t very discreet) dating was a woman.
• *insert that one meme of that girl straddling the other girl to do her makeup*
• 👙 could stare at 🪙 muscles forever. She especially loves to go ‘workout’ (ie watch) with 🪙
• When 👙 starts to be whiny and immature 🪙 will just walk away. When it comes to her girlfriend 🪙 fight or flight sense is to fly as far away from 👙 yelling.
• They aren’t perfect but the both try to better themselves for each other