seen from Yemen
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which supervillain/non heroic character has the least intimidating name?
the thinker
the monitor
the watcher
reverse flash/professor zoom
braniac
the joker
the ventriloquist
the calculator
kancer
clock king
the puppet master (marvel)/puppeteer (d)
Favourite Z-Lister: Round One Match Twenty-Four of Thirty-Two
Rose O'Hara
Kancer
"That Really Happened?!" DC Comics Tournament Entry #5
Superman's Sentient Excised Tumor with Daddy Issues
[ID: A comic image of Kancer, a giant inhuman monster looking creature with a long head like the alien queen, wrapping his tail around Superman's torso. He has many green spikes that resemble kryptonite crystals coming out of his back and tail, and he has a lot of green dots on his body that are either eyes or glowing orbs. Superman shoots him with laser vision. /END ID]
What Happened?
A villain (Pokolistan Zod) enacted a complicated scheme to give superman a tumor. He had a tumor, and was almost dying until Superfam excised it from him. However, Zod took the tumor and used science to turn it into a sentient creature called Kancer, who then started mass murdering people to get Superman's attention. He calls Superman "Father" all the time and feels close to him because he came from him literally (aside: We also see the villain literally looking at Kancer's growth tank and saying "congratulations, Superman, we're fathers..." Everyone says that Kon El with his retconned story is Lex and Superman's canonical baby but they ignore Superman and Pokolistan Zod's first canonical baby???) Anyway. Kancer offers to become Superman's pet (?) and stop killing people if Superman kills Krypto, his dog, to give him a space (and prove he's important). Kancer at some point reveals he knows Superman is Clark Kent, due to having been literally growing inside him, and is debating telling Zod his secret identity and will if he is rejected. Clark angsts about this, and Kancer goes to Pokolistan where aside: Guy Gardner has been repeatedly killed and mutated until he's lord of hell due to crossover events from OWAW. Guy tells superman he has to take his place in Hell or something bad will happen. Superman doesn't want anyone to die or go to hell but agrees because reasons. Krypto tries to kill Kancer and Superman stops him (Krypto) which inadvertently convinces Kancer Superman loves him for real and he takes GUy's place in Hell to save Superman. Guy is non-plussed about this and says he was going to hell anyway because he killed so many people but also he was a literal baby how was he supposed to know murder was wrong? Anyway, I don't think anyone had "Superman's sentient tumor with daddy issues becomes a serial killer and sacrifices himself in Hell" on their DC bingo card. Also this was all main canon and not an AU, with Clark Kent Superman.
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General Zod II (the son of two soviet astronauts who gained superpowers from being exposed to Kryptonite radiation while still in the womb) fights a Pikachu-looking demon called Bling (in its one and only appearence) sent by ex-Green Lantern Guy Gardner (who had become a demon king of hell against his will) to buy time while he talks to Superman about his evil plan (who he lured alongside Krypto the super-dog with the help of Kancer, a murderous xenomorph-looking clone of Superman created by Zod II from an extirpated cancerous tumour Superman got from being exposed to kryptonite, and who sees Superman as his father).
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Action Comics #790 (2002).
The Davies Brothers as OkCupid Cringe
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"That Really Happened?!" DC Comics Tournament Round 2 - Match B1
[ID: Two images of cropped comics panels. The first is Carol Ferris as Star Sapphire who is visibly pregnant. The second image is Superman struggling and wrapped in a black and green tentacle by a fish or reptilian-like monster. /END]
Moving on from their rounds against Zachary Zatara and Black Manta & Aquaman we have...
Schrödinger's Pregnancy
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Superman's Sentient Excised Tumor with Daddy Issues
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Which one is more shocking, unbelievable or just plain wild?
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Schrödinger's Pregnancy
Superman's Sentient Excised Tumor with Daddy Issues
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"That Really Happened?!" DC Comics Tournament Round 1 - Match B2
[ID: Two images of cropped comics panels. The first is Superman struggling and wrapped in a black and green tentacle by a fish or reptilian-like monster. The second image is a grave that says, "Arthur Curry Junion 1973~1978" /END]
Superman's Sentient Excised Tumor with Daddy Issues
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Black Manta kills Aquaman's biological son, Aquaman tries to kill his adopted son
Make sure to follow the links above to read more about each event!
Which one is more shocking, unbelievable or just plain wild?
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Superman's Sentient Excised Tumor with Daddy Issues
Black Manta kills Aquamans biological son, Aquaman tries to kill his adopted son
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