I was carrying around my watermelon, and I was holding it, the class behind me just looks at me like "WTF is going on?!". It caused such a commotion that the teacher had to go in and ask why I had a watermelon
(Kangin/Watermelon. G. 327w. 20140828. CRACKFIC ALERT.)
There once lived a man named Kangin who was in love. His loved one was really round and big, with sparkling skin because her skin was so smooth it reflected light. Her skin was green with darker stripes of green, and she played hard to get, her core hidden in a really tough shell. But it was okay, because Kangin knew that even though she looked different, she bled red too.
He cradled it all day and night, showering her with love and care.
They were walking across the street one day, with her in his arms, sweet and lovely; suddenly, a bearded man rushed in and crashed into Kangin, causing him to loosen his grip.
Everything that happened after happened in slow motion. His loved one falls out of his embrace onto the ground, splitting into a thousand pieces. He was shocked frozen, staring at her broken body.
That damned man who had collided into him still had the gall to run across where his loved one lay shattered, crushing her into even smaller pieces. Kangin could practically hear the heartwrenching sound of her skin breaking and core squelching into red liquid. He fell to the ground, weeping sorrowfully beside his loved one.
"My dearest watermelon!" he cried out, reaching for the biggest piece of the watermelon still intact, and cradling it in a final desparate embrace.
(Epilogue:
Kangin was so upset, he went to Ryeowook the Barber to cut off his hair, in an impression that he's letting the memories of the watermelon go.
He then joined an idol group, which performed dances about being Sorry and hitting their heads along to the dance, to show that he had been repenting his unforgivable mistake of dropping the beloved watermelon.
(And they don't live happily ever after.) THE END.)
(((Plot twist:
watermelon has a baby watermelon growing at the site of "murder", and the baby rolls to Jackson 5's "I Want You Back".)))
A/N:
1. this is written in roughly 30 mins??? APOLOGIES FOR THIS FAIL FIC. there is no plot no grounds no excuse for this cray i am sorry
2. fun fact: Watermelon can be "translated" into chinese as 我的美人 (which means "My Beauty"), hence the title of this fic.
3. plot twist section is reference to baby groot "I AM GROOT" number 2
4. this is syncopatedkeys' fault. all her fault. /puts all the blame on her.
