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-- ardentCupid [AC] began trolling circuitousGrievance [CG] at 23:20 -- AC: (=^･ω･^=)丿< HELLO! CG: Hell9 there. CG: I just checked my 6ackl9gs, and I d9n't 6elieve we have ever sp9ken 6ef9re. CG: Wh9 is this? If y9u d9n't mind me asking. AC: ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < NOPE! AC: ~(=^..^)ノ < I'M MEULIN! HI! CG: Hell9 Meulin. My name is Kankri, it is a pleasure t9 make y9ur aquaintence. AC: (=ＴωＴ=) < H33H33 YAY! AC: (=^ω^=) < I'M MEW TO THE SHIP, SO I'M TRYING TO M33T EVERYONE. CG: Y9u are new? And here I was thinking that I was the m9st recent additi9n t9 this crew. Well, welc9me a69ard then Meulin, I h9pe y9u have 6een enj9ying y9ur stay s9 far. AC: (=｀ω´=) < THANK YOU SO MUCH!! AC: (=^･^=) < IT HAS DEFINITELY B33N SUPURR GREAT SO FUR. AC: (^・ω・^ ) < HMM... CG: Is there s9mething the matter? AC: ~(=^. .^) < OH, I'M JUST CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR TYPING COLOR! AC: (^･o･^) < IS THAT YOUR BLOOD COLOR? CG: Is there s9mething wr9ng with the c9l9r 9f my text? I d9n't exactly see why there is anything t9 6e curi9us a69ut, it is simply just a c9l9r 9n a screen. Yes, it happens t9 als9 6e alike t9 the c9l9r 9f my 6l99d and its significance t9 its place 9n the hem9-spectrum, 9r rather 9ff it, 6ut that d9esn't exactly have t9 c9ntri6ute in as a fact9r if y9u d9 n9t think t99 hard 9n it. Yes, I c9uld just g CG: 9 as hem9-any9nam9us, as is my right sh9uld I ch9se t9 d9 s9, 6ut that w9uld practically 6e erasure 9f a large part 9f my identity, and I d9 n9t feel as th9ugh I have any shame t9 gather fr9m my 9ff-spectrum placement and nature 9f my 6l99d. In fact I will pr9udly display in ways I see fit, which happen t9 6e in text t9 text c9nversati9ns such as this 9ne. AC: (^･o･^) < .... AC: (=ﾟ･ﾟ=) CG: Als9 further m9re, asking s9mething as 6latent as "Is that y9ur 6l99d c9l9r" is a rather a6rasive and invasive line 9f inquiry that I find rather unc9mf9rt6le t9 adress. Perhaps if I knew y9u 6etter 6ef9re hand I w9uld have 6een m9re prepared f9r such a questi9n, 6ut I pers9nally feel that s9mething like this was rather 9ut 9f left field in a way that I am struggling with. While I c9nsider myself CG: very 9pen when it c9mes t9 these s9rt 9f things, I must advise that if y9u wish t9 c9ntinue this line 9f curi9us intent, that y9u please tag y9ur questi9ns ac9rdingly in advance. S9mething as simple as #Trigger warning: 6l99d castes #Hemo-texting #Personal questions would pr9ve very helpful. AC: (=^..^=) < ... AC: └(=^..^=)┐< OKAY! CG: Thank y9u. CG: I ap9l9gize f9r getting rather ver6r9se and c9arse in that m9ment, 6ut y9u did catch me 9ff guard. CG: I h9pe we can m9ve past this. CG: With n9 hard feelings. AC: ヽ(^..^=ゞ) < THAT'S A PRETTY COOL COLOR, THOUGH! I'VE NEFUR S33N ANYONE WITH THAT BLOOD COLOR. EXCEPT MAYBE HUMANS? THEY ARE PRETTY DIFFURENT. AC: (=ＴωＴ=) < SO COOOOL. CG: 9h. Well. Thank y9u, I supp9se. AC: ＼(=^..^)/ < YOU'RE WELCOME! AC: ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿< SOOO, WHAT DO YOU DO HERE? ON THE SHIP! CG: What am I d9ing here? Well, I j9ined up a few m9nths ag9 as 9ne 9f the ships newest c9uncel9rs. AC: ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < OH, WOW! SO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR PURRBLEMS AND HELP THEM? CG: Yes, that is my 9ccupati9n. AC: (^-人-^) < THAT... AC: ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ < IS AMEOWZING!!!! AC: ヾ(*ΦωΦ)ﾉ < YOU MUST BE SO FURRY COOL AND HELPFUL! CG: 9h. Well, yes I supp9se I am. I d9 try my 6est after all, and I have had quite a few successes in nulifying p9tentially future h9stile situati9ns. AC: d(=^･ω･^=)b < SUPURR COOL BRO. CG: Thank y9u, Meulin. AC: (э^・ｪ・^)э < SPEAKING OF THAT KIND OF THING THOUGH, HAVE YOU EFUR TALKED TO SOMEONE NAMED ARANEA? CG: It is funny y9u 6ring her up, I happened t9 speak with her just a few nights ag9. We have run int9 each 9ther in the past 6ut it was the first time we had a real c9nversati9n. AC: ＼(=^..^)// < OH YAY!!! AC: (=^･ω･^=) < ARE YOU FURIENDS NOW? CG: I 6elieve s9, yes. CG: While we d9 have s9me different view p9ints, I d9 enj9y speaking with her. CG: She pr9vides very indepth discussi9ns. CG: S9mething that I struggle t9 find in my average ass9ciates. AC: (=｀ω´=) < YES, I THINK SO TOO! SHE IS REALLY FURRY COOL. AC: (=^-ω-^=) < WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF CONFURSATIONS ABOUT SHIPS. CG: Ships? I had n9 idea she was interested in engineering. I must say she didn't strike me as the type, 6ut wh9 am I t9 assume. AC: ＼(=^..^)// < RELATIONSHIPS! AC: ヽ(^..^=ゞ) < YOU KNOW. SHIPPING? CG: Uh. N9 n9t quite. W9uld y9u mind explaining? AC: (^./_.^)ﾉ < OH MY GOD, OF COURSE! AC: ヽ(=^･ω･^=) < SHIPPING IS THE FINE ROMEOWNTIC ART OF ENDORSING AND ENJOYING HYPAWTHETICAL ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS! AC: (=ＴωＴ=) < OR MAYBE JUST ENJOYING. AC: (^._.^)ﾉ < BUT IT IS ALSO A VERY SERIOUS SCIENCE. AC: (^-人-^) < THE RIGHT F33LINGS AND CIRCUMSTANCES MUST GO INTO A PROPURR SHIP! CG: Wait, is this anything akin t9 "Match making?" AC: ＼(=^..^)// < OH, SURE! SOMETIMES. AC: (◉ω◉✿) < THAT'S WHEN IT IS THE FURRY BEST, IF YOU ASK ME. AC: (=ↀωↀ=) < I LOVE S33ING BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG RELATONSHIPS IN REAL LIFE. CG: I am unsure if that is actually, strictly and technically speaking, a real science. AC: (^●ㅅ●^)ﾉ < IT IS A SUPER IMPORTANT SCIENCE. CG: Is it? What are the 6enefits 9f furthering research in the study 9f r9mantic parings and hyp9thetical partnerships? AC: (≚ᄌ≚) < WELL... AC: (≚ᄌ≚)ℒℴѵℯ❤ CG: I am s9rry I.. I cann9t understand that particular statement y9u just p9sted. It may n9t 6e translating well? AC: (=⊙ω⊙=) CG: Hm. CG: Well, I myself cann9t quite grasp the allure 9f "Shipping." AC: d(=^･ω･^=)b < THAT'S OKAY! IT'S NOT FOR EFURRYONE. CG: 6ut if y9u and Aranea enj9y it, well then that is y9ur p9int 9f 69nding, and I supp9rt it. CG: F9r the time 6eing anyways. AC: ~(=^..^)_旦~ < THANKS, KANKITTY! CG: Frankly speaking, the wh9le n9ti9n 9f making relati9nship hyp9theticals 9f actually individuals seems very strange t9 me. CG: Als9, that isn't my name. CG: Its Kankri. AC: (=ｘωｘ=) < OH. AC: (=^..^)/ < ANYWAY, IT IS JUST SOMETHING FUN! AND I LIKE THINKING ABOUT MY FRIENDS BEING HAPPY IN RELATIONSHIPS. CG: I supp9se when y9u put it like that, it d9esn't seem less 9ff-putting. CG: I t99 had h9pes f9r 9ne particular relati9nship I kn9w 9f t9 have a p9sitive 9utc9me. AC: ᕦ(=ↀωↀ=)ᕤ < THAT'S THE SPIRIT! CG: 6y n9w th9ugh I have stepped 6ack fr9m trying t9 9ffer any aid, as things have 6ec9me c9mplicated. I can 9nly h9pe things are functi9ning. AC: (´⊙ω⊙`) < I GUESS THAT CAN HAPPEN SOMETIMES. AC: b(=^..^=)o < THAT IS A SWELL THING TO THINK THOUGH! EVEN IF YOU CAN'T HELP, YOU CAN STILL CH33R PEOPLE ON. CG: It is silent cheering, that I d9u6t either 9ne 9f them w9uld ever pick up 9n, 6ut yes I am still r9uting f9r a fav9ra6le 9utc9me f9r their situati9n. AC: (^･o･^)ﾉ < KANKRI IS THIS YOU?? AC:

CG: These faces make me s9mewhat unc9mf9rta6le. AC: (=ＴェＴ=) < EFURRYONE'S S33N ANIME, KANKRI! AC: (=ｘェｘ=) < EFURRYOOOOOOOOOONE. CG: Clearly n9t every9ne has, I haven't and I am sure there are plenty 9f 9ther individuals wh9 als9 have n9t 6een exp9sed t9 that s9rt 9f media. AC: (=^･ｪ･^=) < YOU MUST. CG: Well, I was supp9sed t9 6e given rec9mendati9ns 9f what t9 watch fr9m a friend, 6ut I am sure he has just f9rg9tten t9 send me a list. AC: (=⊙ω⊙) < GAAASSSSP. AC: └(=^..^=) < I CAN SEND YOU SOME RECOMMEOWNDATIONS! AC: (=ＴωＴ=) < OR RECLAWMENDATONS. WHICHEVER YOU PURRFUR. CG: D9n't feel as th9ugh y9u sh9uld g9 9ut 9f y9ur way f9r me, 6ut if y9u are s9 inclined t9 pr9vide me with "Rec9mendati9ns" then I certainly will invest time in l99king int9 them. AC: ＼(=^..^)// < YES YES YES OF COURSE! AC: (=^･ω･^=)丿< OKAY FURST YOU HAVE TO START WITH SOME CLASSICS LIKE NGE AND SAILOR MOON AND OHSHC. AC: ~(=^. .^) < I GUESS OHSHC ISN'T REALLY A CLASSIC? BUT IT IS SUCH A STAPLE. CG: Is that the literal spelling, 9HSHC? 9r is it sh9rt f9r s9mething. AC: (^･ω･^)ﾉ < OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB! AC: (๑ↀᆺↀ๑) < THEN YOU CAN MOVE ON TO STUFF LIKE FR33 AND DRRR! AND K-ON! AC: ᕦ(=ↀωↀ=)ᕤ < AND LET'S NOT FURGET JJBA. CG: Alright, then it has 6een added t9 the list 9f things t9 screen. As is n9w sail9r m99n. And...well all 9f th9se titles which I w9n't try t9 understand fully. CG: It is all taken n9te 9f. AC: (◐ ω ◑ ) < SW33T! AC: ヾ(*ΦωΦ)ﾉ < THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO GET YOU STARTED! CG: Is that n9t the wh9le c9llecti9n? There are m9re? AC: (=^･ｪ･^=) < THERE ARE SO MANY MORE. AC: (^._.^)ﾉ < DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED. CG: 9h dear. I am n9t sure if I can screen t99 many m9re. Is the list y9u have pr9vided me diverse en9ugh t9 gain an understanding 9f the genre itself? AC: (=^-ω-^=) < OH, FUR SURE. AC: (^･o･^)ﾉ < I LISTED SCIFI AND MAGICAL GIRL AND REVERSE HAREM SHOUJO AND SPORTS AND ACTION-SUSPENSE SHOUNEN AND COMEDY/SLICE OF LIFE AND SUPERNYAATURAL SHOUNEN! CG: Thank g99dness. CG: I supp9se I sh9uld start reviewing s9me 9f these sh9ws y9u have given me. CG: S9 if y9u d9n't mind terri6ly I think I will take my leave. AC: ＼(=^..^)/ < OKAY, KANKRI! AC: ＼(=^..^)// < HAVE A GOOD TIIIIIIME! CG: Y9u as well, Meulin. AC: ~(=^..^)ノ <

#tumutlog #kankrilog #in which i think we're gonna be friends :33

-- coralCaliph [CC] began pestering circumambiguousGauleiter [CG] at 18:20 -- CC: KRILLY! CG: Excuse y9u? CC: Krilly, are you OCRAY? CC: You haven't gone OUTSID----E, have you?? CC: It's so CRAWFUL and DANG-ERFIS)( over there. CC: You need to be CAR-EFUL. CG: Y9u seem t9 6e implying that it w9uld matter at all if I HAD ch9sen t9 g9 9utside, which I will n9te, it w9uldn't. CG: That said, I'm fine. CC: You need to STAY AWAY from them. CG: Fr9m wh9m? CC: The ALT-ERNIANS! CG: C9ntrarily, I think I have a l9t t9 learn fr9m their culture. Fr9m what I've heard, it's a l9t different than it was 6ack h9me. CG: Regardless, I'm g9ing t9 d9 whatever I decide t9 d9. I d9n't live 9n 6ef9rus anymore. CC: That's not the POINT. CC: You're not safe there, for much more IMPORTANT reefsons. CG: Enlighten me. CC: T)(--------EY took Meenah from us! CC: And now... CC: -Even TUMUT can't keep you TRULY SAF-E. CC: I want you to COM-E )(OM----E. CG: N9w...what? I'm n9t exactly a high pri9rity targe-- CG: N9. CC: Kankri... CC: She is dead. CG: I'm well aware. CC: You are my SON. CC: I don't know what they might DO to you. CG: 9h? I had n9 idea. G9 9n. CC: You R-E-ELY don't want to listen at all? CC: W)(AT about Alternia is SO S)(RIMPORTANT?? CG: Listen, I've heard a69ut Alternia and all that entails. I've sp9ken t9 Alternians that reside 9n this ship. I kn9w what I'm getting int9. CC: I don't think that you DO! CG: Y9u never think I d9. CC: There is just so much GOING ON. CG: Y9u act as th9ugh I d9n't kn9w that. CC: But you DON'T know! CG: What d9n't I kn9w? CC: It... is too much for me to tell you )(-ER-E. CC: But you will UND-ERSAND soon, I hope. CC: I just do not want it to be TOO LAT----E. CG: T99 late f9r what? CC: To keep you SAF-E. CC: I am saury, Kankri, but I have to do it. CG: H9nestly, I d9n't think I'm in nearly as much danger as y9u're implying. Y9u've always had a ha6it 9f w9rrying t99 much. CC: Boat it is. CC: You will sea soon, but PL-EAS-----E. CC: Stay away from them. CC: I have to go. CC: I LOV-E YOU. -- coralCaliph [CC] ceased pestering circumambiguousGauleiter [CG] at 18:43 --

#tumutlog #kankrilog #in which a mothers concern

JADE: -THE JADE HAS ARRIVED for their... "practice". Thing. In the gym. Is Kankri already here at the pole? She can only wonder.- KANKRI: *Kankri is indeed already there, in his tall pants, practicing s9me m9ves 9n the P9LES that he saw 9n the c9mputer. He sl9999wly st9ps twiling as he l99ks 9ver at Jade, pulling his leg d9wn and cr9ssing his arm* Hell9 there, Jade. JADE: -Oh holy shit.- JADE: -That was... something to behold. Okay. Yes. She blinks a few times.- JADE: hi JADE: what... uh JADE: what are you up to? KANKRI: I have g9tten a headstart 9n this p9ledancing dance y9u have pr9p9sed f9r us t9 perf9rm. JADE: >_> -well... she didn't REALLY propose it, but this guy...- JADE: uh... about that JADE: i dont think im going to be doing any dancing for this after all JADE: i was trying to get at that yesterday but.... JADE: i guess i was not direct enough KANKRI: .... *stares at her* Jade. KANKRI: The talent sh9w is t9m9rr9w. JADE: i know JADE: but i dont think im really comfortable pole dancing for everyone JADE: there has to be something else i can do right?? KANKRI: We simply cann9t suffer a last minute sh9w change! *th9se hands are 9n his hips* KANKRI: *Th9se HANDS* KANKRI: *are 9N* KANKRI: *the HIPS* JADE: -EL SQUINTO- JADE: i understand but it was kind of last minute anyway right?? KANKRI: Jade! What are y9u expecting us t9 d9 if we d9 n9t perf9rm t his piece?! I even came up with the message, 9utfits... KANKRI: I made this f9r y9u! *pulls 9ut an9ther TALL PANTS 6ut it's g9t jade's green stripes instead 9f red* JADE: -oh my fucking god- JADE: -she... does feel kind of bad about upsetting him after he went through all that work. uugghh. she sighs and rests a hand over her face- JADE: what... did you have in mind for us to do for the dance anyway? JADE: -she may as well try to hear him out- KANKRI: I feel like the tale 9f metam9rphasis w9uld 6e an appr9priate message c9nsidering the changes we all g9 thr9ugh in life, 9n t9p 9f y9ur current c9nditi9n in y9ur ah... a6d9men. JADE: ... well i guess that doesnt sound so bad JADE: do you have the choreography already? KANKRI: Why yes, yes I d9. *he starts PERF9RMING IT and it's very elegant and pl9tted and D9j9's n9t g9ing t9 descri6e it n9w since every9ne will 6e seeing it T9M9RR9W* JADE: -WOW AMAZE, SUCH DANCE, but Jade is attempting to see how SEXY it is- JADE: -with those goddamn pants- KANKRI: *IT IS S9 SEXY AND Y9U KN9W IT* JADE: -GOD DAMN IT KANKRI- JADE: ..... wow KANKRI: *after he's d9ne shaking his gr99ve thing he st9ps and puts them hands 9n his hips again* Well? JADE: thats.... something!!! JADE: im..... still not really sure i wanna do that dance though ._. KANKRI: I simply cann9t perf9rm this dance all 9n my 9wn. JADE: well i thought you looked great!! KANKRI: 6ut this is a pertnership talent sh9w n9t a... s9l9's talent sh9w. JADE: .... -sigh- JADE: ill................... JADE: give it a shot KANKRI: *CLAPS th9se hands t9gether* Excellent. N9w, did y9u mem9rize th9se m9ves I just perf9rmed? JADE: .... not.... totally KANKRI: Alright, f9ll9w my lead. *He starts m9ving again* I will take it sl9w this first time. JADE: ok... -watches him in the mirrors, following his movements- JADE: -she cannot even BELIEVE she is doing this- KANKRI: *fluidly m9ves th9se leg, eligantly, gracefully, swanlike. He takes that p9le in his hand and expertly maneuvers, menuve9rs....S9METHING ar9und the p9le as if he'd 6een d9ing t his his entire life* JADE: -WOW what the heckie??? why is he so graceful. and why are those pants so high. she's pretty sure they would just come up to right under her boobs on her. she's... she's gonna have to wear some kind of shirt.- JADE: you uh JADE: youre really good at this!! KANKRI: 9h please, my f9rm is a wreck. We have s9 much practice t9 get in 6ef9re t9m9rr9w if we want t9 win this c9mpetiti9n. JADE: -WHAT- JADE: ._. JADE: but... you look really graceful and everything!!! KANKRI: My timing is 9ff, and my m9vement is sl9ppy. There is n9thing graceful a69ut my perf9rmance s9 far. JADE: maybe you just... need some good music! JADE: here!! -pulls out her lunchtop and starts playing FROOT by Marina and the Diamonds- JADE: :D :D :D KANKRI: *scritches his chin in c9ncentrati9n as he listens t9 the s9ng, n9dding his head slighty t9 the tune* JADE: -takes this opportunity to TWIRL around the pole because it is even more fun with good music- JADE: yeah you know that its truuuueeeee i been savin all my summers for you KANKRI: Hmm... Alth9ugh I am n9t a hundred percent certain this music really fits 9ur theme that we are g9ing f9r, I have t9 admit it is a catchy tune. JADE: yes it is!!! :D :D JADE: hmm lemme see KANKRI: Hmm? JADE: what kind of song were you picturing for this? KANKRI: S9mething that reflects the mystery 9f life. *spreads his arms 9ut and waves them in an arc as he says MYSTERIES 9F LIFE* JADE: ....ok!!! JADE: -WELL... hmm- JADE: how about this one? -plays Immortal by Marina, instead- KANKRI: Hmm.... HMM... KANKRI: Yes, this s9ng will suit 9ur purp9ses. JADE: :D!!! JADE: awesome!!! KANKRI: N9w are y9u prepared t9 practice? JADE: im ready!! JADE: -is she slightly excited about this suddenly? maybe just a little. dancing is just REALLY FUN, OK- KANKRI: G99d. N9w lets take it fr9m the t9p. *TIME T9 PRACTICE F9R A FEW H9URS* JADE: -THE MOST AMAZING PRACTICING IN THE WORLD-

#tumutlog #kankrilog #in which jade gets fit after all

-- concerningGasconade [CG] began pestering growingGradience [GG] at 16:32 -- CG: Hell9, Jade, I 6elieve we have an app9intment t9day. GG: we do?? GG: wait GG: are you the person i made an appointment with???? CG: Yes, indeed I am. Y9u d9 seem t9 6e having numer9us issues with y9ur mem9ry. GG: oh no i was just... GG: ill head down to the medical wing now!! CG: The medical wing? CG: My 9ffice is n9t d9wn there. GG: its not? CG: N9, it is in the residentialy area. It is r99m 67, 9f which there is a plaque 9n the d99r illustrating it clearly. GG: oh ok GG: ill... head there then?? heh -- growingGradience [GG] ceased pestering concerningGasconade [CG] at 19:36 -- JADE: -And head there she does. She knocks on the door, glancing around the hall. Way to not read the plaque, Jade.- KANKRI: C9me in, it is 9pen. *he's sitting at his desk with his hands f9lded 9n the desk, the r99m still pretty empty with just a cra6 plush and a single p9ster 6ehind him with a kitten 9n it hanging 9ff a 6ranch that reads "hang in there!"* JADE: -Jade walks in and AWW ADORABLE. Huh... This is. A small room. With no medical implements to speak of? She's getting steadily more confused.- hi KANKRI: Hell9 there, Jade. Please, take a seat. *gestures at 9ne 9f the tw9 seats in fr9nt 9f his desk* JADE: -takes a seat- JADE: so um JADE: :) KANKRI: S9 we are here t9 discuss this mem9ry thing and uh... I had s9me c9ncerns a69ut 9ur previ9us c9nversati9n. JADE: wait what? really? KANKRI: Yes. Here, I will pull up d9cumentati9n 9f all the n9tes I t99k and the pr96lematics I wish t9 p9int... Wait... Hm, this is interesting. KANKRI: *he's l99king thr9ugh his files 9n the c9mputer* JADE: huh???? what is it? KANKRI: Apparently we were issued an assignment f9r s9me... talent sh9w that is t9 9ccur this weekend and the tw9 9f us were c9incidentally made partners f9r it. JADE: oh yeah!!! so youre my partner! KANKRI: It w9uld appear s9. S9 this changes the main t9pic 9f discussi9n t9day... JADE: to the talent show? JADE: but... what about the baby? KANKRI: *stares at her* Er... 6a6y? JADE: .... yes JADE: ._. KANKRI: I am uncertain as t9 what y9u are referring t9 when y9u speak 9f this... 6a6y. JADE: im pregnant KANKRI: 9h. I am s9rry t9 hear that. Will y9u 6e departing fr9m the ship s99n in that case? KANKRI: I supp9se that w9uld 6e a fact9r we w9uld need t9 keep in mind... JADE: no i hope not!! ._. id like to keep working at least as long as i can JADE: -why is he sorry to hear that...- KANKRI: Hmm... I see I may have misunderst99d what happens with a human after they are impregnated with the seed 9f an9ther human. KANKRI: TW: Sexual theme. KANKRI: *s JADE: .... uh JADE: wow ok JADE: i really thought this was what i was here for though..... JADE: what did we talk about last time???? KANKRI: N9, that is n9t why y9u were here at all. Y9u were sh9wing signs 9f insanity and I grew c9ncerned 9ver y9ur mental health. JADE: oh.... JADE: oh my gosh JADE: >_< JADE: i uh... JADE: im sorry about that! JADE: i actually have problems with sleep and i was kind of... not totally awake when i was messaging you i guess KANKRI: Jade. *reaches 9ver and places a hand 9n her sh9ulder* Y9u d9 n9t ap9l9gize f9r mental insta6ility. Issues such as that are n9t y9ur fault. Y9u cann9t help h9w y9u are. JADE: .... JADE: -omg- KANKRI: N9w then, a69ut this talent sh9w... KANKRI: I feel like a perf9rmance art piece w9uld 6e an easy way t9 win the hearts 9f the entire audience. JADE: performance art? JADE: like what? KANKRI: Such as a piece depicting the pr96lematics 9f 9ur universe using the m9vement 9f 9ur 69dies al9ne. KANKRI: Such as a dance with9ut 9utright 6eing a dance. JADE: uh..... JADE: -casually reflects on pole dancing with dirk- JADE: so a...... JADE: actually i dont know what im imagining here KANKRI: I am taking that as a y9u w9uld 6e mildly interested in perf9rming this piece with me. JADE: ... mmmmaaaaybe? JADE: im also pretty good with a rifle JADE: and i have really sensitive ears!!! JADE: and i have double jointed shoulders! JADE: -stop her quick- KANKRI: I cann9t c9nd9ne the use 9f a rifle within 9ur presentati9n, and I am afraid I myself c9uld n9t c9ntri6ute t9 a sensitive ears 9r d9u6le j9inted sh9ulders perf9rmance, n9r d9 I feel s9mething such as that w9uld h9ld the attenti9n 9f 9ur audience. JADE: hmmmmm JADE: well im pretty good with gadgets too! and im reeaaally good at guessing JADE: very very good! KANKRI: I still fail t9 see h9w we c9uld make anything interesting 9ut 9f this. JADE: :T JADE: well we could do something like a magic show! JADE: but not real magic of course KANKRI: Hmm... 6ut h9w w9uld I c9ntri6ute t9 a magic sh9w when I have n9 magical skills 9f my 9wn? JADE: well you can learn magic! JADE: there are a lot of neat tricks JADE: my best friend john knows more about magic and such but heck if he can do it then so can we! KANKRI: S9 we are picking a talent neither 9f us can pr9perly d9? JADE: well... its kind of hard to do a talent in a team isnt it JADE: what is the stuff youre good at? KANKRI: Perf9rmance art and speeches. In fact, n9t t9 69ast, 6ut I am n9t 9nly g99d at 69th, 6ut a master 9f 69th. JADE: :O JADE: that... sure is something! KANKRI: I really think a pr9per perf9rmance piece is 9ur 9nly real 9pti9n, here, and I feel y9u t99 will feel the same 9nce y9u really think 9ver this. JADE: -this guy- .... well i can think it over if i see it i guess! JADE: i only really know one kind of dancing though KANKRI: And what kind 9f dance is that? JADE: .... pole dancing KANKRI: Hmm... *str9kes his chin* And what exactly is p9le dancing? N9 wait, I will l99k it up 9n gru6 tu6e. *turns t9 his c9mputer and d9es jut this* JADE: -sweats- KANKRI: *STUDIES THIS TEACHING VIDE9 that p9ps up* ... Interesting. KANKRI: I will agree t9 learn t his p9le dancing as I find it strikingly similar t9 the m9ves I was thinking 9f perf9rming in the first place. JADE: oh!!! JADE: wow well ok! JADE: -this is not what she expected to happen... at all....- KANKRI: W9uld y9u 6e 9pen t9 a practice sessi9n t9m9rr9w 6ef9re the sh9w 9n Friday? JADE: ummm sure! JADE: are you JADE: sure this is what you wanna do though? KANKRI: Yes, I am p9sitive. It is a skill we will 69th 6e a6le t9 d9, and we are sure t9 6l9w every9ne else away in a manner 9f speaking. JADE: >_>;;;; JADE: thats one way to put it JADE: wait KANKRI: Hmm? JADE: do you think maybe i could make the music???? KANKRI: Well, we are g9ing t9 need it. JADE: maybe i could do that and you can handle the uh... performance message! JADE: since you know best what its about KANKRI: Yes, I will take care 9f the c9stumes as well. JADE: ok great!!!! -phew- JADE: -wait costumes- JADE: -god damn it- KANKRI: I 6elieve that is all f9r n9w. I will see y9u t9m9rr9w early in the evening. JADE: ...... right JADE: bye ._. JADE: -ollies out questioning her life decisions-

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