I feel like Kappa makes you some nasty looking tonic that probably also tastes worse than it looks BUT!☝🏻 in 30 minutes you're feeling better if not a little fucked out from the something extra in it (always) but I imagine watching him make it is like when you watch a kid make a potion out of random stuff in the bathroom....
also i hope you feel better soon :((
100%. i think Kappa has all kinds of herbal knowledge, being such a man of the earth as he is. he fixes you something brutal and unnatural-looking and tells you,
drink up, sugar. little sips. the whole thing, mhmm - don't give me that look. gunna fix you right up, pretty.
and he bathes you in lukewarm water with salts and soaps that smell like honey and wildflowers. he clicks his tongue when you whine that it's too cold - he knows what's good for you. can't be encouraging a fever to come on, doll. let your friend Kappa make all the decisions.
and you know he'd never hurt you - not like this, anyway. he's all too pleased to care for you and baby you and make your decisions for you. he makes you homemade broth from vegetables he's grown himself on the ranch. he makes you chew on mint leaves when you feel nauseous and strokes your hair like you're his pet. his sick little animal. smiles at you and speaks gently, almost paternally so, his authority absolute even as he's soft on you. you sweet thing of his. you're not only his captive, you know. you're also his favorite, his property, his to guide and mold
and he just can't have you feeling so bad, buttercup. once you've kept something down a while, he'll coo at you and pet you in other places, too