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*signs your autopsy report with a lipstick kissmark*

a kiss laid upon the arch of your foot and a firm but gentle hand on your ankle to keep you from squirming away

#mmmm #z does this except not this at all #he grips my ankle and slowly pulls my foot in so he can pretend he's going to bite my toes off lol #i freeze and squeal like a goddamn maniac because it throws my fight or flight into hyper go mode #he does it so scary and slow and starts sinking his teeth in like he's gunna hurt me!!! it gets me so scared lmao #it makes him hard lol

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#holy shit #extreme core memory unlocked

crabanarchy

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

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Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

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his sad eyes and fat cock have captivated me

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Sheer social gravitational pull, I think of Kieran Culkin. He's fast, improvisational, and slightly feral in conversational energy. It feels like he’s joking, observing, and destabilizing the room (compliment) in every interview. A lot of charisma comes from unpredictability paired with confidence, and he exudes that instinctively. His interviews feel unscripted and gives the impression that he is thinking live instead of delivering a managed persona. The ADHDer with rizz Culkin.

Macaulay Culkin has a different aura entirely. His has this strange mixture of child-star mythology, intelligence, irony, survival, and emotional distance. There’s something almost postmodern about him because millions of people “know” him through childhood memory before they know him as an adult human being. His charisma now feels quieter and more self-aware, almost like someone who learned how to exist beside fame instead of inside it. The oddly spectral historical-cultural Culkin.

Rory Culkin tends to attract people who like inwardness, fragility, ambiguity, and intensity rather than overt charm. He often plays emotionally porous or psychologically strange characters, and he has that “haunted indie film” energy that certain people find overwhelmingly compelling. The existential magnetism aura Culkin.