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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE, IS YOUR ANONYMOUS DISABLED (ON SUBMIT)?

you gotta log out first man

WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR SUBMIT BUTTON?

turnheckgodhead.tumblr.com/submit

... FINE. BUT I'M GIVING YOU THE SHITTIEST ONE I CAN FIND. JUST TO SPITE YOU.

im a quivering with anticipation

guys stop picking on karcrush

WELL THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES FOR ALL I CARE. AND, ONCE A-FUCKING-GAIN, I AM *NOT* ADORABLE.

its good that youre not backing down i can appreciate that

but an anonymous selfie is requested

please?

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK DAVE? WELL, ARE YOU?

no im not ive said nothing but nice things i think youre adorable

my friends however who have been watching with weird fascination

have other opinions

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR HEIGHT HAS ABOUT AS MUCH TO DO WITH THIS CONVERSATION AS A BARKBEAST.

people are starting to call you a chicken i mean cluckbeast at the fact that you wont reveal yourself

are you gonna take that karcrush

I ASSURE YOU- *NOTHING* ABOUT ME IS ADORABLE. I AM TERRIFYING. I AM YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

im sure youre as terrifying as i am tall

#karcrush