#kardashian problems

[geekosaurusregina]

Believe in the Power of Your Dreams... To Monetize Your Loved Ones.

M: I believe in you.

K: ‘Cause I say weird shit that you put on the internet? You haven’t monetized me, though.

M: ‘Do you even love me? You haven’t monetized me.’ 

M: That feels like the most modern statement.

- Me, attempting to give the Khaleesi encouragement

[deal-with-it-okay]

[ferniefonseca]

I bought shape ups. But since I look like Kim Kardashian now, I can't get all the black guys off me.