Agents 3, 4, and 8 personal headcanons, because clearly we don't already have enough of them.
I don't even play sploon I just have agent brain rot lol.
Also little touches of agent 96 heheha.
Zenin, Agent 3, Bigender, He/She
Remember that thing Zenin does in Splatoon 1, where he wiggles his arms when spawning in when starting a mission? Yeah he does that for stimming.
After the green goo incident TM, he is able to move his eyes independently of one another. He thinks it's funny, and even useful at times, but it kinda freaks out her datemates, so she only does when she's alone or when necessary.
Has one (1) neutral auditory stim, and it's him scratching a stainless steel metal box beam. She discovered this when she was like 6.
He thinks freckles and bio-luminescence spots are very pretty and is bummed he doesn't have it himself.
Chews on her drawstrings even though she shouldn't, because they taste sweet to her.
Gently claps her hands when she feels accomplished over a minor thing, IE arranging her clothes or making tea.
He has a hobby of ordering and trying craft sodas, and his datemates sometimes join in as well.
Zenin is a pleated skirts + cargo pants kinda guy. Prettiness AND functionality.
Occasionally ingests pure salt because he likes the sensation afterwards. Also pineapple on pizza enjoyer.
Meythral, Agent 4, Agender, They/xe
Used to refer themself in third person as a joke, nowadays it became a fact of their life and part of their self-identity.
Really enjoys citrus foods, to the point where xe sucks straight from the fruit. Xer datemates kinda gotten into it as well to a lesser degree, to the delight of Meythral.
Sometimes Meythral involuntarily bends xer neck after eating a meal. Has been a thing since childhood. It hurts if xe tries to resist it.
Wears sunglasses when going out. Doesn't do much against glare, though.
Sometimes puts things on top their head, no matter how silly or strange it can be.
Occasionally they feel like wearing a trench coat, above-knee length. They usually don't care about matching attire, Meythral just really likes wearing a trench coat.
Has bio-luminescence spots, mostly in their shoulders and thighs. They glow a gentle cornflower blue.
Rarely, xe does slow non lyrical singing, with xer datemates virtually always jumping in if they can.
In violation of any anatomical and physiological sense, xe is able to constantly pop xer wrists and ankles. Nonstop.
Talfra, Agent 8, Demigirl, She/They
Likes to sunbathe on the rooftops. Sometimes Zenin and Meythral join in as well.
She has a thing for beaks and taking care of them. Her datemates sometimes allow her to clean theirs.
Doesn't need to wear glasses, they just do it to feel pretty.
Allowed their tentacles to grow long enough to make a really big ponytail, similar in length to Marina. Talfra sometimes let them loose to if they want to grab more things.
Polo shirt gal. Horizontal stripes are her favorite. She WILL take personal offense if you give her vertical stripes.
Her freckles are scattered throughout her arms and in the middle of her face. Talfra was self conscious of them for a long time, but her datemates helped overcome that feeling.
Sometimes she zones out, leading to situations where her tentacles, even when in a ponytail, will try to reach out for Zenin and Meythral if they're nearby.
When standing, she occasionally lifts one of her legs in a way similar to a flamingo. She can keep it up for a good while, although she loses slowly feeling her leg when doing it.
Talfra tends to give the look of a blank stare at people who aren't close to her. Her expression also hardens into an annoyed glare if they pester her or her loved ones.







