David Karp sat in his office, cackling maniacally at his latest evil deed
Sarah burst through the door. "Mr. Karp! I can't belie-"
"I've been expecting you Sarah," chuckled David. "Did you see what I did?"
"Of course I saw what you did! The whole internet saw what you did! You deleted that Rhyse kid's account! You single handedly destroyed both his personal blog, and one of the funniest blogs in our directory!" Sarah was furious. Her face was beet red and her palms sweating. She never spoke up to David like this.
"That's right," said David, spinning around in his seat and standing up to look out his window at the New York City skyline. "Karp Chronicles is.. no.. more," he said in his best Severus Snape voice yet. His impression was improving. 'Soon I'll make my own Potter Puppet Pals,' thought David.
Sarah stormed across David's office and grabbed his shoulder, spinning his 135 lb frame around with with ease. "Look at me David!"
David looked at Sarah and gagged rather audibly.
"YOU CAN'T DELETE BLOGS FOR NO REASON!" Sarah had never been more angry in her life. Her eyes were a fiery bloodshot red and David felt them piercing through his very soul. "Do I make myself clear?!"
"I had a reason though Sarah." David replied coldly while pushing her away.
He could feel the power being restored to him after Sarah's outburst. He felt stronger and more confident than ever. David turned around and shot Sarah a look so harsh that she stumbled backwards.
"You don't. Fuck. With Karp."
